conceited messages (skit) - intro

Remy's son*- ' all you nigga's, callin' here for my mommy.. Stay Off Her Shit!.....like that daddy?'
Man* Message one** ' Now you don't wanna answer the phone, fuckin' bitch!
that's why i fucked the shit out'chu, fuckin bitch!
i hope all them Terror Squad nigga's is runnin' through you, fuckin bitch!
and imma call the radio staion
and tell em'i fucked the shit out you and i had my dick in ya mouth you ' bitch!
Fuckin' Hate you, you fuckin dirty bitch!
Wack ass Pussy, i ain't callin you no..neva again. Next time i see you imma juss...
put my dick right in your mouth you bitch!' ~~~~
BEEP..message erased~~~ *
Man* Message two** ' Yaooo....yo call me back yo,..
just playin yo. yo call me back yo...
yo im just...you no wha i mean? just wanna talk to you for a minute....k?....aight.' ~~~~
BEEP. message erased~~~ *
Woman* Hello
Remy...you don't know me but i just want you to know that im aware of the fact that
your the bitch that's fuckin' my man.
And umm.....when his phone be ringin' ova and ova again early in the morning...that'd be me.
He lives with me...he loves me, im not going no where, we have thirty three kids together..
know what im sayin' ? i like your music too he's just a little star struck right now,
so if your a real bitch like you say you are then you'll fall back!...
and tell him when he get home. ....
IM FUCKIN
HIM UP!! ~~~~
BEEP. Message erased~~~ *
Remy's Friend*
YO Rem..iss me...whoever you with, ditch that nigga.
Im with 2 nigga's right now and they ready to do
EVERYTHING son....everything.
Yo, one nigga talking about
There's Something
About Remy...check this out when you get this message bring the dutches wit'chu when you come..and son...
this time....do not forget the camcorder'