Oh, Mr. Fiction
Drink from bottle when I home alone
Spank the kids with a fork
Run the appliances high-speed all day
Switch stations every 5 seconds
We are mostly mute with one another
Sounds of unexpected voices shock us
Talk is rarely squandered
Is it a favor or a threat?
Long term plan or just a scam?
Whatd you say? Say it over!
You know, your hands give you away
Is it evil or selfish or for criminal gain?
If it takes 20 seconds
Can you repeat it again?
Whats it mean straight out with it
Or dont say it at all
I can take it, call me Judas
Im a bastard, Ill admit it
Im Mr. Friction (Oh, Mr. Friction!)
I can force you to tell me
Friction accepts no lies
I accept all lies
(I am the main lie)
You cant lie to a lie
(I am the main lie)
You cant lie to a lie...
Johnny Yuma was a copper
Johnny Yuma...
See what you done now???
Now Im a gangster, cant speaka no ingles:
Hopsa hopsa Lorry.
Quanna quanna quanna may
Iomtali. Iomtalo. Hey hey hey
Drink from bottle when I home alone
Spank the kids with a fork
Run the appliances high-speed all day
Switch stations every 5 seconds
Dont bring me help
I dont like it when you stare
Whats wrong?
Waters running everywhere
Hot water even on my lawn
Dont ask whats wrong
This is intentional
Blang, blang, blang, blang
Who called the cops?
I said Id be alright
I-I-I gotta get th-the carrots out
I SAID IM COMING WITH DYNAMITE!!!
Drink from bottle when I home alone
Spank the kids with a fork