Boomerang Theory

The other night I got arrested
By the karma police and beat down
And didnt bother waiting for my receipt
Hopped on my feet and skipped town
They say, ‽What goes around comes around†
And I have found that thats real
Cuz even with a stomach filled
With chill pills I still feel ill
The other night I got arrested by the karma coppers
Tossed in the back of sarcastic patty wagon and beaten bloody, buddy
And I didnt resist I knew I had it coming to me
I didnt get pissed when they issued the summons to me
For years and years [Incomprehensible] ignorance
The peers and peers that listened so well
And for tears and tears I tasted more than influence
Im still here on this pier for fear of setting sail
Evidence proved I let paranoia get the best of me
I gave my girl a little and let my friends receive the rest of me
So her I am with nothing, empty pockets, twenty stock tips
A stick of gum and far too many dreams of having something
So this is for the frogs that felt the wrath of my firecrackers
And all the roaches that I stomped with no regard
And all the candy that got stolen from the corner store
Im really sorry, being human is kind of hard
I got arrested
By the karma police and beat down
And didnt bother waiting for my receipt
Hopped on my feet and skipped town
They say, ‽What goes around comes around”
And I have found that thats real
Cuz even with a stomach filled
With chill pills I still feel ill
Okay, okay, okay
Thisis what I get, I mean no disrespect but
Ill accept these charges, you can keep your plea bargains, pardon
I made this machine and every rusty cog-nance in it
And gave you the dreams just wait a cotton picking minute
The time, the time left over on my dinner plate
The crimes, the crimes committed as a youth
Im fine, Im fine, just let me reevaluate
Im innocent, dont believe me? Well, heres the proof
Ive been that model citizen, paper route and all
Small enough to look up skirts to tall enough to play basketball
I had to fall just to stand and realize Im just a man
So here I am in handcuffs the **** that makes a man tough
So this is for the farmers we have mass soaked with our water guns
And all the animals that died cuz we were bored
Then all the girls with broken hearts Im truly sorry
I learned my lesson, Im confessing, hit record
I got arrested
By the karma police and beat down
And didnt bother waiting for my receipt
Hopped on my feet and skipped town
They say, ‽What goes around comes around”
And I have found that thats real
Cuz even with a stomach filled
With chill pills I still feel ill
The other night I got arrested
By the karma police and beat down
And didnt bother waiting for my receipt
Hopped on my feet and skipped town
They say, ‽What goes around comes around”
And I have found that thats real
Cuz even with a stomach filled
With chill pills I still feel ill