Sympathy For The Human

{Ladies and
Gentlemen,
Hobos and
TrampsCross eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants
Im here before you to stand behind you
To tell you something,
I know nothing about
Next Thursday which is
Good Friday
Theres a womens meetin for men only
Free admission, pay at the door
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor}
Its a long crawl back to the garden
So, get me off my hands and knees
Cause the church keeps spittin me out
Now, we all know where theyre comin from
We just dont know, where theyre goin
I am a Christian,
I am a Buddha
Hare Krishna,
I am a Jew
I am Satan, have
Zen within me
I have Jesus,
I am human
We got the same guy every time
In a brand new, clever disguise
So, before you go and make up your mind
If Christ came knockin on your door
Dressed up like the
Devil, would ya let him in?
Would ya let him in?
Would ya let him in?
Would ya let him in?
I hope this aint the wrong direction
Cause it all feels exactly the same
And its gonna get me where
Im goingSo enjoy the ride and dont get hooked
All the same temptations
I am a Christian,
I am a Buddha
Hare Krishna,
I am a Jew
I am Satan, have
Zen within me
I have Jesus,
I am a human
I am a Hindu,
I am a Sikh
I am a Muslim,
I am a Atheist
I have Satan,
I am a Christian
I am a Buddha,
I am a human, human,
I am human
I am human, human, human, human