Ain't There Anyone Here for Love

Honey, youll hurt yourself!
I cant play tennis,
My golfs a menace,
I just cant do the Australian crawl,
And Im no better at volleyball,
Aint there anyone here for love, sweet love,
Aint there anyone here for love?
Im apathetic
And non-athletic,
Cant keep up in a marathon.
I need some shoulder to lean upon
And a couple of arms to hold me,
Aint there anyone here for love?
Im not in condition to wrestle,
Ive never trained in a gym.
Show me a man who can nestle
And Ill pin a medal on him!
Need some chappie
To make me happy
And he dont have to be Hercules!
Dont anyone know about birds and bees,
Aint there anyone here for love, sweet love,
Aint there anyone here for love?
(Doubles, anyone?)
(Courts free!)
(Two out of three, anyone?)
(Doesnt anyone wanna play?)
I like big muscles
And red corpuscles,
I like a beautiful hunk o man!
But Im no physical culture thing,
Aint there anyone here for love, sweet love,
Aint there anyone,
Aint there anyone,
Aint there anyone, anyone, anyone, anyone, for love?