20 Margaritas

Theres a boy named
Billy from up there in
VirginiHe makes that lightnin holler in them hills
Hes got a recipe handed down from his
PappyIn a shiny 50 gallon copper still
An theres a boy name
Jose, makes the best guacamole
And the hottest hot tamales in the land
He knows how to grow
HabenerosAnd he plays in the mariachi band
Ill trade you 20
Margaritas for your moonshine
Cause I like to have a party all the time
Ill trade you 20
Margaritas for your moonshine
Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind
When Jose met
Billy, he was
Tequila crazy
In a honky tonk gettin cowboy drunk on a moonlight starry night
Jose said, 'Billy, we ought to have us a partyInvite all them senoritas and just watch that full moon shine'
Ill trade you 20
Margaritas for your moonshine
Cause I like to have a party all the time
Ill trade you 20
Margaritas for your moonshine
Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind
Oh, is that all you got?
Now Jose and
Billy became the best of buddies
And raised a lot of hell around the world
But theyll never drink an drive cause they wanna stay alive
And have time to kiss all the lovely girls
Ill trade you 20
Margaritas for your moonshine
Cause I like to have a party all the time
Ill trade you 20
Margaritas for your moonshine
Cause I hear that stuff can really blow your mind
Oh, I hear that stuff can really blow your mind
Blow your mind