Something For The Weekend

She said, 'Theres something in the woodshed
And I can hear it breathing, its such an eerie feeling, darling'
He said 'Theres nothing in the woodshed
Its your imagination, end of the conversation, darling'
Something in his heart told him to come clean
He was not who he claimed to be
Something in his genes told him to pretend
Twas something for the weekend
But she said 'Theres something in the woodshed
I know because I saw it, I cant simply ignore it, darling'
So he said 'Now baby, dont be stupid, get this into your sweet head
There aint nothing in the woodshed'
Something in his heart told him to come clean
He was not who he claimed to be
Something in his jeans told him to pretend
Twas something for the weekend
' Ill go all the way with you
If youll only do the same for me, go and see
If its nothing like you say
Then you can have your wicked way with me'
He went down to the woodshed
They came down hard on his head
Gagged and bound and left for dead
When he woke she was gone with his car and all of his money