Tough Love（迪士尼·後媽們的茶話會）
author：PattyCake Productions
翻唱：碩人/堇白/鹽酸/LeMon
後期：堇白
鳴謝：Mio杏仁
—搖光組出品—
碩人：
Ever since I was a girl my own mother vowed
I must find the way to power through a noble brow
I married once for love then my senses came
I must marry for the stature of my husbands name.
Onto marriage number two
I knew what I had to do
and my poor husband fell ill in a year or two .
Solved problem number one, now to problem number two,
His doe-eyed little girl with gentle point of view.
Would I ship her off to school?
No! I told her if she stayed that shed have to earn her keep
and so she became the maid!
LeMon：
She was lazy!
She was crazy!
She was talking to the mice !
碩人：
She was hopelessly naive , so she had to pay the price.
I moved her to the attic out of sight and out of mind.
I could have thrown her out, but Im benevolent and kind.
LeMon：
Mother, your hearts too big for you!
碩人：
I knew what I had to do
After all, difficult children will take advantage of your good nature!
So you lock them up
Throw away the key!
Theres one on every family tree
LeMon：
Ungrateful!
Hateful!
Vile too! The things she put you through!
碩人：
Break their spirit so they obey!
Now theyll do anything you say
Maybe youd call it cruel but
others would call it love
Tough Love!
I ask you, is it a crime to strive for perfection in all things?
堇白：
Oh, no, theyre so cute when they're little but then they grow up and just...
ruin everything!
I never wanted children
life was better on my own
all the screaming, nagging chilled me to the bone!
But then one day i came across a flower growing free
Its magic kept me young, so i kept it all for me!
But someone dug it up now a baby held the power
so I 'borrowed' her and locked her up and hid her in a tower!
Years went by, OH! The sacrifice!
and against my better judgment, I fed her once or twice.
Teenagers now I know I wild eat their young!
But thats messy!
Manipulation s easily more fun!
A little guilt, a lot of force, of course you have to lie!
remind them that without you, theyd shrivel up and die!
They only have themselves to blame!
If youd been there, youd do the same!
So work them hard til they fall in line!
Theres one way and its only mine!
鹽酸：
Children are lazy!
碩人：
Spoiled too!
合：
But we know what to do!
鹽酸：
Govern them with a heart of stone!
碩人：
Lock them up so theyre all alone!
堇白：
Maybe youd call it cruel but,
合：
others would call it love, tough love!
堇白：
Ugh! Her own tower with a water view
and she runs away the first chance she gets!
鹽酸：
These wretched brats think the world owes them something
But it doesnt
Far and wide I rule the kingdom with a heavy hand
but there was more I had in mind a greater plan!
I never cared to share, so The King would have to fall
But his child blocked the wayto me and 'Fairest of them all'
She was chubby. She was dumb
and grotesquely optimistic
She needed structure in her life! She wasnt realistic!
I gave her chores and took away the things that shed enjoy
but then I caught her singing songs with birds and then a boy!
Love?! Was I just sit by and wait
for her to take my crown? NO!
she had sealed her fate!
She had to go, and so she did and you know what they say
'An apple once a day keeps your enemies away'
Dont be fooled by their tender smile!
碩人：
give an inch
合：
and theyll run a mile!
合：
Our idea of a happy home
Is one where we live all alone!
堇白：
Dark,
碩人：
Depressing,
鹽酸：
Desolate!
合：
Now lets all drink to that!
LeMon ：
Call us 'wicked' and call us 'mean'
碩人：
'Cruel' and everything in between.
堇白：
You could say its unjust!
鹽酸：
Turning their dreams to dust!
合：
This is what we call love
Tough Love!
Tough Love（迪士尼·後媽們的茶話會）（翻自 PattyCake Productions）