Last Man On Earth

In the year 2000
my age was 53
born in the first half
of the last century
I always was post-modern
but thats ancient history
Now Im the last man on Earth
thats what the matter is with me
I guess Im old fashioned
Retro to a degree
you could say Im a throw-back
anachronistically
air conditioning is here to stay
and that makes me unhappy
cause Im the last man on Earth
thats what the matter is with me
I dont have a portfolio
I gotta pleed guilty
the best things are the worthless now
thats just because theyre free
and if your not a millionaire yet
boy, you better be
Now, Im the last man on Earth
thats what the matter is with me
I should be optimistic
and go buy some bonds and stocks
Theyll find a cure for Cancer soon
we may get trigger-locks
existence is no picnic
as statistics all have shown
we learn to live together
and then we die alone
everybodys got a website
but thats all Greek to me
I dont own a computer
I hate that letter ' e'
I dont pack a cell phone
or drive an SUV
Yes, Im the last man on Earth
thats what the matter is with me
Im the last man standing
save the last dance for me
Ive taken the last train to Clarksville
Im the fifth monkey
nice guys always finish last
no ones nicer than me
Yeah, Im the last man on Earth
Thats what the matter is with me
Kids used to say their prayers at night
before they went to bed
St. John told us that God is love
Nichiei said he was dead
this thing we call existence
who knows what it all means?
Time and Life and People
are just glossy magazines
I sat and watched those guys
debate each other on TV
politicians, wrestlers
theyre all the same to me
hey , I dont give a damn
which idiot runs this country
Since Im the last man on Earth
It dont matter to me
In the year 2000
my age was 53
I know that Im grumpy
middle-aged crazy
but if you are a woman
you might have to sleep with me
Since Im the last man on Earth
and I can guarantee
Im the last man on Earth
and there aint nothing wrong with me