the negative

Becky: Jenna, time to pee on a stick.
Jenna: Wh-? I don't wanna know.
Becky: Come on honey, you've waited long enough
Becky, Dawn: Get to it and do it!
Jenna: Wh- okay, girls! Enough!
Becky, Dawn: You know what we mean
Dawn: I hope you drank enough this morning
Becky: Come on, sweetie, it's better to know
We'll be right here with you, so...
Dawn: It's no or it's yes
But either way you gotta take the test
Becky: A squat and a squeeze
A prayer and a please
It's nothing
Dawn: A stick and a line
Jenna: Just one of 'em, if I'm lucky
Becky, Dawn: A pot and a piss
Here we go, sis
And we'll keep our focus on
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: The negative!
Becky: Read the instructions.
Dawn: ( Read in spanish)
Becky: English!
Dawn: Do not insert the test stick into your vagina.
Becky: Wooooow. Thank you, Dawn.
Jenna: How's I ever get myself in this mess?
One drunk night in that stupid red dress
Dawn: Oh, I love that red dress! The way it sparkles, it looks like an ice skating outfit.
Becky: Stay with us, Dawn!
Dawn: Maybe his machinery is broken somehow?
What if his boys don't swim?! I mean, wow! Miraculous luck!
Becky: Yeah, miraculous! To get away with an unprotected f-
Jenna: Funny how one night can ruin your whole life
Becky, Dawn: Don't go there yet, we don't know what the test says
Jenna: I'm already panicked!
Becky: Just calm down, Godammit!
Dawn: Maybe it'll all be fine
Becky, Dawn: Maybe there'll be just one line
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: Come on, negative!
Dawn: I thought you don't sleep much with you husband much anymore?
Jenna: Well, I - he got me drunk. I do stupid things when I drink, like sleep with my husband.
Becky: Honey, we've all made that mistake.
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: Focus on the negative!
Becky: This will all be alright
Dawn: It was only one night
Jenna: Someone send me a sign
Becky, Dawn: One line
Jenna, Becky, Dawn: One line
Becky, Dawn: That means the test is ready
This is it...
Jenna: ...** **