So Fly

I cant help being depressed
每當我低頭看看我的胸口
When I look down at my chest
心裡就一萬頭草泥馬跑過
Oh yes my chest it might as well be nonexistent
是的老娘的咪咪好像就不存在

我要怎麼和那些
How can I ever compete
34D的大波妹競爭
With 34 double Ds.
然後我又看看自己的大腿
And Im rollin my eyes
只能翻個白眼
When I look down at my thighs
我吃下去的肉全長腿上了
They might as well tape everything that I eat, to my legs.
沒錢動刀子
I am too broke for the knife
懶得去舉鐵
Too lazy to exercise
但是如果我雙眼褐色
But if I had hazel eyes
也許大妹子我就能上天
Maybe I could be fly.
我要是沒有這些肥肉
If I had no cellulite
換成大波和鼓鼓的錢包
Big breasts and pockets real wide
那麼也許我
Then maybe I
我也能上天orz
Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
我要是有水蛇腰
And if I had a small waist
漢子們都為我瘋狂
Id make the boys go insane
那麼也許我
And maybe I , maybe I, I,
我也能上天

上~天~
I could be so fly.
嘿聽著
So fly x3
我內心美麗

雖然只有四個人知道這事兒
Now listen
他們打十歲起就認識我
Ive got a beautiful soul
那時候外表不重要
But only 4 people know
20來歲了現在不一樣了
Theyve known me since I was 10
漂亮、有錢、有車
Beauty did not matter then.
這仨我一個都不沾
Now in my 20s all that matters
所以基本上
Is *** cars and money
漢子們都無視我
I aint got none of the three
我只能宅在家裡嫉妒
So basically
打開一包巧克力
I am invisible to all of the fellas
卻沒有什麼黃金門票（查理和巧克力工廠）
And I sit at home jealous
最糟糕的是
There was no golden ticket
人們總是殘酷地提醒我
In my chocolate today.
我該變成什麼樣
And worst of all
這就是為什麼我說
Im reminded in the cruelest ways
我要是沒有這些肥肉

換成大波和鼓鼓的錢包
Of how I dont look and I should look
那麼也許我
And thats why I say
我也能上天
If I had no cellulite
我要是有水蛇腰
Big breasts and pockets real wide
漢子們都為我瘋狂
Then maybe I
那麼也許我
Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
我也能上天
And if I had a small waist
嗷嗷嗷~上~天~
Id make the boys go insane
基本上我需要的是
And maybe I, maybe I, I,
做一個完全不像我的人
I could be so fly
戴美瞳

去抽脂
So fly x6 Fly
再植點假體

說這些有毛用啊
So basically all I need
我肯定瘋了

如果我深陷於那些物質的東西
Is to be everything but me
所以我來定義

什麼叫做上天
Colored contacts
如果你想知道為什麼
Liposuction
我知道什麼是買不來的
And some implants
別相信那些廣告
Somehow that dont make much sense
沒有哪條路能送你上天
I must be out of my head
你也沒門兒飛上去
If I think that I am governed by material things.
如果那些方法都要錢的話
So I decided that Im
我要是沒有這些肥肉
The definition of fly
換成大波和鼓鼓的錢包

那麼也許我
And if you want to know why
我也能上天
I know what money cant buy
我要是有水蛇腰
Dont go believin the hype
漢子們都為我瘋狂
Theres no runway in the sky
那麼也許我
And no way you could be fly
我也能上天~
Not if it costs you a dime.
If I had no cellulite
Big breasts and pockets real wide
Then maybe I
Maybe I, I, I could be so fly.
And if I had a small waist
Id make the boys go insane

And maybe I, maybe I, I,
I could be so fly.