Short Dog's in the House

'moving up!' 'east oakland, yeah thats right' (repeat 4x)
Oakland, california, west coast life
You either play the game or you smoke the pipe
I became a rapper at the age 14
No gold ropes, no diamond rings
But look at me now, 10 years later
Ask any mc if i rap greater
See im known in fresno, even the big o
> from san diego to sacramento
Theyll tell you yes, wherever you go
And i bet my life wont one say no
Aint nothing like a too $hort fan
I aint tripping, you can play it again
Dont fight the feeling, life is me
I rock shows in nashville, tennessee
It wasnt 'hee haw,' so dont laugh
At the good ol boys getting autographs
In cinncinatti , i know you heard
I got fined for the 'cusswords'
Its true, baby, so so unique
Might slap your man, or just thump your freak
I come to your town, im not under
I want your name and your telephone number
You think im faking, but ill call
We only got one night to do it all
I know baby its such a pity
Tomorrow night, we hit another city
Cold macking in the game is all we do
Me and the boys called 'the dangerous crew'
I used to be local til i signed with jive
Too $hort then went nationwide
I went to georgia with the too $hort sound
I went down like bobby brown
I said a rap and they took me to jail
Pulled out my bank, and made bail
This is my story, it could not wait
It all started out in the golden state
California, where i was born and raised
I used to play the drum in my younger days
I just hit that beat any way i can
Smooth high-stepping in the marching band
I turned in my drum and i started to rap
Now beats i make, make my bank so fat
Its too $hort, on the mic tonight
Pennsylvania, can you see the light?
>from chicago, to indiana
>from mississippi, to alabama
Louisiana, even texas
Females, call me sexist
But dont they love it, you know me
Freak nasty in a room trying to blow me
Like engine, engine, number 9
Homies run a train, standing in line
If that train jumps off the track
Then my brother you will catch the clap
> from colorado, to arizona
All the way back home to california
In chatanooga, they know the tip
Short dog in the house, im that flip
Getting clip, or playing pool
I cant help it im so damn cool
Call me 'dog' or leave me alone
Im riding in a caddilac fleetwood chrome
With too clean, behind the wheel
Im riding shotgun, rapping for real
Total boss in the back, give me superside
They like to roll em fat cause you know we ride
To the beat yall, and it dont stop
It goes on cause i dont stop rapping
Now you know, nothing but the dog in me
You make love to me and i still act stingy
Oh should i pay you? you must be tripping
I didnt buy you and i sure aint renting
I said 'i love you' cause you gave me head
I didnt love you when we got out thebed
If i could love you, you know i would
But what you giving, aint all that good
A little southern hospitality
Youd better try to get away from me
I love money , and i just cant fake it
I go to magic city and the girls dance naked
Im somewhat of a hero by the way i rap
But im living like an oaktown mack
Im in the house yall, im like ?peeser? yall
Rat heads get nothing but cheese, yall
Or get slapped, put up your dukes
I kick you in your ass with my nike boots
Some rappers try to be just like too $hort
Can hang with the dog, youd better stay on the porch
In minnesota, virginia beach
Wisconson, i got freaks
Atlanta, little rock
Louisville, it dont stop
Kansas city, missouri
I rock the house in east st. louis
Detroit, its like oakland
Its a black thing, and im a black man
To all my brothers in the u.s.a.
Too $hort baby dont even play
Woofers in the trunk, blasting the beat
I cross the bridge and hit 3rd street
Years ago, i rocked that joint
I say whats up to my homies from hunters point
We go a long way back, its always been like that
In the days that short dog was so young at the rap
Im in the house!
'moving up!' 'east oakland, yeah thats right' (repeat 4x)