The Old Prince Still Lives at Home

'The old prince still lived at home...'
Yeah...Yo,
I live at home still,
Not payin phone bills, hydro, or rentand my mom makes most meals.
So its so ill,
I dont need no skrill
Only cash for gas when
I borrow my folks wheels.'But you cant drive!'
Whatever,
I van dive. 'Get a good bike!'
Man who I look like, that
Lance guy?
I aint pushin no banana seat,
Lookin like some 8 year old kid on your grandmas street.
You can go ahead call me lazy,'Lazy!'
I just retire real young yall, call me
Jay-z.Or maybe
I just hate these crappy jobs call me crazy,
But I refuse to work em man its miserable.
Cant do it less its due to circumstance
And I need the cash to feed my astronomical appetite.
For the time bein yall
Ill sacrifice,
And have a life minus a couple luxuries.
Just cuttin my budget schemes and gettin some stuff for free,
Like whys a brother need a dentist?'Its expensive'
So my gums are bleedin, they do every time when he scrubs em clean,
And every year they try to bump the fee,
Plus hell probably recommend braces.'There you go'
Thats another
G!Well thanks a lot doc but listen
I can brush my teeth
All on my own so you aint gon hustle me.
So that takes care of the dental plan, now heres a potential scam,
Getting my toes crushed by your rental van.
Then if I sue the driver and the rental guys,
Enterprise or whatever,
I bet they would settle nice.
Court adjourned now
I just gotta pay for the law forms.'Thats easy'
Spend two weeks eatin popcorn,
Like students do, cept
Im grown and its not dorms,
So its a bit more pathetic, okay, a lot more.
But what yall gotta mock for?
Whats wrong with my mach three?
Yall gotta be macho and mock more?
Well not me and
I do not need to change blades,
Summer Ohara shave, chin back face legs,
And the rashes rarely last more than 8 days,
Usually, so thats cool with me
I can save great.'But hygiene!'
Man, thats no reason to buy things
Like soap or visines or gettin clothes dry-cleaned.
I dont throw away dough on no facials,
Yeah I make rolls of my pennies,
I even pay folks in clubs out this case full of pesos
I lug,'Bro get em exchanged!'
Nope Im waitin til the rates lower.'Scrub!'
Dont hate yo, just cause yall wasteful,
Yall wana make your brud a scapegoat, its bug.
Its all nuance, use your head,
Why get a bed and a couch when you can slouch on a futon instead?
If you got a little bread, like, croutons,
Download them new songs, and spread them coupons.'Shad, what happened?'
I , uh, I couldnt afford the whole beat.'Wow.'
So, uh, I know.'You couldnt afford...'
Yeah, no, the guy was just charging so much it was totally not worth it.
So I was just like, lets like, um, kinda just vibe with it.'What?'
Like Ill just like spit the verse and then you just start clapping the last verse.'Clap my hands?'
Yeah, just clap your hands from there, whatever.
Ill just,
Ill start it,
Ill start it, its like,
Yo, if you happy when you save two dollars a week,
Steal your neighbors empty bottles and keep all your receipts,
And only treat your girl yearly to
McDonalds to eat,
Dont be ashamed, pop ya collas man, holla at me!'Holla!'
If yall are this cheap, cause this is for acknowledgin peeps,
Whos gotta track every dime usin columns and sheets.
If you strip search the mall for the bargain to beat,
Like every day you just a penny saved from starvin on the streets,
Keep carvin the niche yall started on a job for the week.
Little Shaddies still to come for their college degree,
Yo I figure startin early on the market is key,
Cause I plan on havin smart daughters, all
Harvard M.
D.And regardless we gon never put a car on the streets,
Less them gas prices lower and the parkin is free,
And no parka for me not even gloves scarves or a fleece,
I may freeze but
Ill keep savin marvelously, holla!
I told you we just have to vibe with it man.
Its good.'That sounds awesome.'
Its ****, yeah,
I know its a good track.
Cut it.