Cupid's Chokehold Breakfast In America (Radio Mix)
Ba ba da da
瞧瞧我可愛的女朋友
Ba ba da da
我甜美可人的女孩兒
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（也算不上女朋友吧
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（但她是我的唯一
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離上一次耳鬢廝磨已經過去很久了
Take a look at my girlfriend
這聽起來像是個拙劣玩笑
She s the only one I got (ba ba da da)
但我又墜入愛河
Not much of a girlfriend
可以肯定的是“我又有個女朋友了”
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
聽著老套
It s been some time since we last spoke
但這惹人厭的丘比特
This is gonna sound like a bad joke
又擊中了我
But momma I fell in love again
墊子上的毛巾正是我投降的小白旗
It s safe to say I have a new girlfriend
她做煎餅
And I know it sounds so old
胃疼時餵我蘇打水
But cupid got me in a chokehold
這還不叫愛嗎？
And I m afraid I might give in
我們有個秘密協議
Towels on the mat my white flag is wavin
她喜歡我的樂隊
I mean she even cooks me pancakes
我年輕氣盛，若必須在她與太陽間抉擇
And Alka Seltzer when my tummy aches
我會做只在夜間出沒的小混蛋
If that ain t love then I don t know what love is
(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
We even got a secret handshake
瞧一瞧我迷人的女朋友
And she loves the music that my band makes
她是我的唯一
I know I m young but if I had to choose her or the sun
（也算不上是女朋友
I d be one nocturnal son of a gun
（我也沒談過幾個
(ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
瞧一瞧我可愛的女朋友
Take a look at my girlfriend
她是我的唯一
She s the only one I got (ba ba da da)
（也算不上是女朋友
Not much of a girlfriend
（我也沒談過幾個
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
離我們上一次交談已經過去很久了，我試圖壓抑住激動的心情不講太快
Take a look at my girlfriend
但我終於找到了
She s the only one I got (ba ba da da)
連我爸都不會說三道四的女朋友
Not much of a girlfriend
我知道你上次聽的那首歌，關於“相處不了多久”的那種女孩
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
但這次絕不一樣
It s been awhile since we talked last and I m tryin hard not to talk fast
我知道她如何輕喚我的名字
But dad I m finally thinkin I may have found the one
我喜歡她打電話給我
Type of girl that will make you way proud of your son
（她甚至有個專屬鈴聲
And I know you heard the last song about the girls that didn t last long
這還不叫愛嗎？
But I promise this is on a whole new plane
我知道回家路漫漫，但當我一抵達
I can tell by the way she says my name (ba ba da da)
打開房門，脫下外套，丟下包
I love it when she calls my phone
她就衝進我的懷裡
She even got her very own ringtone
瞧一瞧我的女朋友呀
If that ain t love then I don t know what love is (ba ba da da)
她是我的唯一
It s gonna be a long drive home but I know as soon as I arrive home
（也不算是女朋友
And I open the door take off my coat and throw my bag on the floor
（我也沒談過幾個
She ll be back into my arms once more for sure
瞧一瞧我的女朋友呀
Take a look at my girlfriend
她是我的唯一
She s the only one I got (ba ba da da)
（也不算是女朋友
Not much of a girlfriend
（也不算是女朋友
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
她的微笑能令
Take a look at my girlfriend
討人嫌的老男人咬到舌頭
She s the only one I got (ba ba da da)
還沒完呢———
Not much of a girlfriend
她的眼睛與日出媲美
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
還沒完
She s got a smile that would make the most senile
我發誓
Annoying old man bite his tongue
她肌膚如白瓷，十全十美
I m not done
甚至有首歌為她而寫
She s got eyes comparable to sunrise
讓我們繼續
And it doesn t stop there
她的笑聲，是世界上最可愛的
Man I swear
我們能煲電話粥三小時
She s got porcelain skin of course she s a ten
卻不說一個字
And now she s even got her own song
我珍惜和她待在一起的每個時刻
But movin on
她是我未來不可或缺的一部分
She s got the cutest laugh I ever heard
儘管叫這蠢，愛情，幸運或者別的什麼吧
And we can be on the phone for three hours
但她的倩影一直呆在我錢包夾層裡————不管我去哪
Not sayin one word
瞧一瞧我的女朋友呀
And I would still cherish every moment
她是我的唯一
And when I start to build my future she s the main component
（也不算是女朋友
Call it dumb call it luck call it love or whatever you call it but
（也不算是女朋友
Everywhere I go I keep her picture in my wallet like here
瞧一瞧我的女朋友吧
Take a look at my girlfriend
她是我的唯一
She s the only one I got (ba ba da da)
（也不算是女朋友
Not much of a girlfriend
（畢竟我從未得到這麼多
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)
Take a look at my girlfriend
She s the only one I got (ba ba da da)
Not much of a girlfriend
I never seem to get a lot (ba ba da da, ba ba da da)