What Youre Missing

What Youre
Missing (Colton, Redlands....) (protegido por monos) (various town names, neighborhoods, mostly unintelligle)
North of Broad... (peli roja, protegido por monos)
Mentone, Yucaipa
The name is
MC Cracker
D. The singer in this band. (listen up)
Thats Cracker with a
C not a K or uncle understand.
And if you?e got a problem
With your geometry
I can help you out with that
Cause I have a mathematics degree
CHORUS Hey, hey, you don? know what you?e missing
What you?e missing
Hey, hey, you don? know what you?e missing
Now. (c?on peli roja) [Brandy Wood]
Here I am the only girl
So I get my own room
Unless somebody needs the phone
And then I get the broom (huh)
Checking out the haircuts
Not making any fuss
I ask one up for tea
But David throws him off the bus. (he was a drummer!)
CHORUS (give me some room) (I smell something) (you call that a guitar solo?) (i? trying) (you call that a guitar solo?)
CHORUS (watch me break this chair) (Professor Raagini) [Kenny Margolis]
Me and my boy
Sammy We?e hanging in the park (his science is strong)
There? plants and birds (mysterioso!)
And rocks and things we
Best be home by dark
Climbing up, sliding down
Tumbling with the tots
Swinging sounds of laughter
Does anyone remember laughter? (yeah that was Uncle Led Zep right?)
CHORUS (okay throw that chair Johnny) [Johnny Hickman]
They call me
Lonesome Johnny
I helped to start this band (yeah right)
Came up with
MC Cracker
D But was not in
Camper Van (he was in ?icked Scepter? I play the lead guitar round here But Sometimes it plays me (your pants are too tight)
And I don? look like
Richard Grieco
That pendejo looks like me. (ohhh) (protegido por monos) (play it professor) (his name is Professor Raagini) (when he don? play keyboard He plays tambourini) [Frank Funaro] (heavy brooklyn accent)
If you need some riddem den i? the man for you. (is he from England?) (what happened to the Mexican guy who used to play drums)
If you got a sister well ...
I? da man for her too (dream on brother!)
I may not be a singer
But I play one on
TV I wrote myself deese lyrics
Wid a rhyming dictionary
CHORUS (protegido por monos)
We have lots of friends
In our extended family
Of freaks and geeks and wierdos
That keep it quite unique
So if you think you?e one of us
I?l tell you what to do
Step over have a listen
Then you?l know just what you?e missing.