Ripped Pants

I thought that I had everybody on my side
我以為大家都站在我這邊
But I went and blew it all sky high
所以鼻子翹上了天
And now she won' t even spare a passing glance
現在她都懶得瞅我一眼
All just because I ripped my pants
所有的這一切都因為，我撕破了褲子
When big Larry came 'round just to put him down
當龍蝦拉里把他放倒
Spongebob turned into a clown
海綿寶寶卻藉此出洋相
And no girl ever wants to dance
事實上沒一個姑娘能看上
With a fool who went and ripped his pants
一個撕破了褲子的傻蛋
I know I shouldn't mock around, I shouldn't curse
我知道我不該到處出醜，不該亂講
But the pain feels so much worse
現在我感覺好糟
'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun
沒完沒了的犯傻會討人嫌
Then a burn from the sun or sand in your buns
何況我的屁股被曬傷，還沾上了沙子
Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
現在我懂得了一個道理
So listen and you won't regret
聽著，希望你不會犯同樣的錯誤
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
做你自己，不要賣傻
And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants
那麼你就不會到頭來只是一個撕破褲子的傻蛋