#Selfie
When Jason was at the table
剛剛Jason在這張桌子前面的時候
I kept on seeing him look at me
我看見他看著我
when he was with that other girl
當他跟那個女的說話時
Do you think he was just doing that
你覺得他這麼做
to make me jealous?
是想讓我吃醋嗎？
Because he was totally texting me
因為他在給我發消息
all night last night
幾乎一整夜
and I dont know if its a booty call or not
我也不知道他是想約炮還是怎樣
Sooo... like what do you think?
那...你覺得呢？
Did you think that girl was pretty?
你..你覺得剛剛那妞好看嗎？
How did that girl even get in here?
她怎麼混進來的？
Did you see her?
你剛剛看見她了沒？
Shes so short and that dress is so tacky
她真的好矮啊，裙子還土得要死
Who wears cheetah?
現在誰還穿豹紋啊拜託
Its not even summer
現在又不是夏天
why does the DJ keep on
為什麼DJ總是
playing Summertime Sadness?
放Summertime Sadness這曲子
After we go to the bathroom
一會兒衝過澡之後
can we go smoke a cigarette?
咱們去抽根菸吧？
I really need one
我現在真的想來一根
But first,
不過
LET ME TAKE A SELFIE
先讓我來張自拍~
(Beat Drops)
（鼓點）
Can you guys help me pick a filter?
哎哎，你們能幫我挑個濾鏡嗎
I dont know if I should go
我也不知道
with XX Pro or Valencia
用XX Pro還是Valencia P圖比較好
I wanna look tan
我想帶上美黑效果
What should my caption be ?
我在照片上該加上什麼字呢？
I want it to be clever
最好是能讓我看起來很有想法
How about 'Livin with my *******
要不加上一行'在跟我的小婊砸們一起嗨
Hashtag LIVE'
#直播中'？
I only got 10 likes in the last 5 minutes
發了5分鐘了才10個贊
Do you think I should take it down?
我是不是該刪了它？
LET ME TAKE ANOTHER SELFIE
讓我再來張自拍
(Beat Drops)
（鼓點）
Wait, pause,Jason just liked my selfie
等等，Jason剛剛點讚了
What a creep
我靠，搞什麼
Is that guy sleeping over there?
躺在那邊睡覺的貨是他嗎？
Yeah, the one next to the girl
啊，對，就是那個妞旁邊的那個男的
with no shoes on
沒穿鞋的那個
Thats so ratchet
什麼鬼
That girl is such a fake model
那個女的一看就整過容
She definitely bought all her
她Ins上的讚絕逼都是買來的
Instagram followers
就她那點INS粉絲？ ？
Who goes out on Mondays?
誰沒事會周一出來嗨啊
OK, lets go take some shots
走，再喝幾杯
Oh no, I feel like Im gonna throw up
噢，不行，我感覺我快吐了
Oh wait, nevermind Im fine
沒事我OK的
Lets go dance
走跳舞去吧
Theres no vodka at this table
這桌上沒酒了
Do you know anyone else here?
這酒吧你還認識別人嗎？
Oh my god, Jason just texted me
哦天啊，Jason給我發消息了
Should I go home with him?
我該跟他滾床單去嗎？
I guess I took a good selfie
看來剛剛那個自拍拍的不錯
(Selfie on repeat)
（不斷自拍）