Romans

Did you fight the Roman wars
你參加過羅馬之戰嗎？
And end up naked on your horse
最後光著身子騎在馬背上
Did you earn your winner's strikes
你贏得了你的勝利嗎？
And fall down drunk in your face last night
結果昨晚喝的酩酊大醉
Is it true you lost your wealth
你真的失去了你的財富嗎？
And then your health to breast-fed milk
然後把你的健康全都寄託在母乳上

生日快樂！
Happy birthday
獻給這世界上最糟的朋友
To the worst friend in the world
生日快樂！
Happy birthday
祝福都是獻給你的
To you to you to you
這是真的 這是真的！
It's true it's true
雖然我們不知道你想證明什麼
And we don't know what you're trying to prove
這是真的 這是真的！
It's true it's true
雖然我們不知道你想幹啥
And we don't know what you're trying to do
你找到神秘的埃及墳墓了嗎？

當你讀新聞時你會看到神聖的珠寶
Did you find Egyptian tombs
你昨晚帶她回家了嗎？
And sacred jewels when you read the news
然後坐頭等艙飛了十五次
Did you take her home last night
你是真的在貧窮中長大的嗎？
And fly first class It'd be fifteen flights
但後來在音像店獲得了成功
Is it true you grew up poor
生日快樂！
But then found success at the video store
我可以在你飲料裡下毒嗎

生日快樂！
Happy birthday
祝福都是獻給你的
Can I poison your drink
這是真的 這是真的！
Happy birthday
雖然我們不知道你想證明什麼
To you to you to you
這是真的 這是真的！
It's true it's true
雖然我們不知道你想幹啥
And we don't know what you're trying to prove
這是真的 這是真的！
It's true it's true
雖然我們不知道你想證明什麼
And we don't know what you're trying to do
這是真的 這是真的！

雖然我們不知道你想幹啥
It's true it's true
這是真的 這是真的！
And we don't know what you're trying to prove
雖然我們不知道你想證明什麼

這是真的 這是真的！
It's true it's true
雖然我們不知道你想幹啥
And we don't know what you're trying to do
It's true it's true
And we don't know what you're trying to prove
It's true it's true
And we don't know what you're trying to do