Pimpandho.com

Its almost ova ho
She aint no ho
Check out somethin on my computer real quick
P-I-M-P-A-
N-D-H-O dot com
Its Pimpandho.com fo sho [Too $hort:]
Its 2004
Aint no body go in the stores
What for?
When you got dot com whores
My whole life is like girls gone wild
Cuz this player keeps girls on file
Just tell me what you liken
Sit down at the keyboard and type in:
P-I-M-P-A-
N-D-H-O dot com
And see the hoes
Its time to log on baby
Eat this dick up til its all gone baby
I aint fake (I aint fake)
This site is all no-fiction
Real pussy, real dick, real friction
Convertin programs wit these secret powers
Accounts getting fat from the overseas dialers
Im trynna bust this internet nut
Turn the camera on and stick it in her butt
Pimpandho.com [Chorus:]
Me and D-Money keep smokin that bomb
Need a little game, you better log on
Girls get naked
Lickin on my dog bone $hort
Dog presents
Pimpandho.com
Me and D- Money keep smokin that bomb
Need a little game, you better log on
Girls get naked
Lickin on my dog bone
Lick it [Too $hort:]
No need to go
Got some weed to blow
Got that Goodwill game to feed the po
I got bitches
Dont ask what these are fo
Might learn a few things that you need to know (chill out)
So kick back and watch the show $hort
Dig on the mic
Cant stop the flow (no,no)
All the squares get out the do
If you aint high enough yet
You need to pop some mo (stay high)
And check out the players site
The content is all that and a tear bite, yeah
You can download the pimp fashion
Old School
Too $hort wit the pimp classics
One million hits in a days time (time)
Women so fine theyll daze your mind
We online (we online)
The computer from the eight track
Sellin sex since way back
Its Pimpandho.com [Chorus] [Talking:]
Big Dez is on the beat
Yea fo show
Its Pimpandho.com
Its where you see the baddest bitches
Doin the freakiest shit $hort
Dog style
Wanna send a shout out to my homeboy
Whitey Cracker
My pimp partner
K.B. up in this mutha fucka
And I wanna send a special shout out to the broadband users
I know you aint wastin no time to getting to the porn
Its all good baby
You can dial up if you want to
As long as you enjoy the show
Its Pipmpology, biatch
Oh yeah, and its all real baby
None of those silicone, blonde,
Barbie bitches
Titties all crooked and shit
Naw, naw, none of that
You got a website player?
Whats yo address?
You know?
Its that old game baby
It all started at the
Players Ball
Dont miss the next party
Cuz you might get lucky, biatch