Dont Sit On My Jimmy Shands
When the party hit full swing
I saw you come reeling in
You had that six pack in a stranglehold
Now you stagger, now you sway
Why dont you fall the other way
Cos Ive got something here worth more than gold
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Dont sit on my Jimmy Shands
Dont sit on my Jimmy Shands
They dont mend with sticky tape and glue
Dont sit on my Jimmy Shands
Dont sit on my Jimmy Shands
Thats my very best advice to you
Call me precious I dont mind
78s are hard to find
You just cant get the shellac
Since the war
This ones the Beltona brand
Finest label in the land
They dont make them like that any more
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Darling though youre twice my size
I dont mean to patronize
Honey, let me lead you by the hand
Find a lap or find a chair
You can park it anywhere
Just dont rest your cheeks against my man
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No shindig is half complete
Without that famous polka beat
Thats why they invite me, I suppose
Waltzes, Strathspeys, eightsome reels
Now you know how good it feels
Crank that handle babe, away she goes
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