Superhoes

Superhoes - Funkdoobiest
I caught Spider-Man jerkin off in a booth
To a Wonder Woman comic
Then the Bionic
******* ****ed the Hulk a.k.a. Bruce Banner
Did I see Santa
No, its the Green Lantern
Little Bo Peep cold ****ed her sheep
Keep eatin that *******
**** the ??
Best ****ed a *******
Bullwinkles kinda moosy
Triple X, hardcore
***** ****ed a floozy
Miss Piggy
Gotta stickypick a
Mickey Mouse pulled her blouse
Smoked a blunt for the hicky
Dorothy, Tin Man, the Lion and the Scarecrow
Messin with the ***** **
Hairy just like the werewolf

Cyclops, Wolverine
And the Nightcrawler
Went to a bar
And, yo, they had dollars
Roll in the parlor
Hittin off switches
For Richie Rich riches
Pulls all the *******
I turned on the headset
Like Judy Jetson
Here comes Barbie
Look who she lets in
Hansel, Gretel
Gretel, **** the kettle
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun
Its a small world
Ready for some call girl
Wrapped around her neck
A lace that was all pearls
Nights had Medusa
Dancin on tables
Jokers got a lap dance
From Charlies Angels

Its night
In a secret hideaway somewhere in Gotham City
As a woman in a feline costume
Strokes a Siamese cat
And speaks to several well-dressed men
Twinkle, twinkle
On a star
Superho, tell me who you are
Catwoman in a red tight see-thru
Dancin on a pole
With a do-see-do
Mosy on out
Now where goes thatho they call
Cinderella
Makin men jealous
Like ***** Tracy
Tweety, Sylvester
Sufferin succotash
Cuz Snow Whites gonna be ****in all night
Strobelite dancin in front of the mirror
He-Mans ****in with Smurfette and She-Ra
The freaky, freaky deeky
Wilma Flintstone
Betty, too
Is she ready for the nympho?