Mother of Pearl

Feminists don't have a sense of humor
Feminists just want to be alone (boo-hoo)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They have a tumor on their funny bone
They say
Child molestation isn't funny
Rape and degradation's just a crime
(lighten up, ladies)
Rampant prostitution, sex for money
(what's wrong with that)
Can't these chicks do anything but whine
Dance break
Woo-hoo
(Take it off)
They say
Cheap objectification isn't witty, it's hot
Equal work and wages worth the fight
(sing us a new one)
On demand abortion, every city
(okay, but no gun control)
Won't these women ever get a life
Feminists don't have a sense of humor
(poor Hillary)
Feminists and vegetarians
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They're far too sensitive to ever be a ham
That's why these feminists just need to find a man
I'm Dennis Kucinich, and I approve this message