What Happened to the Groupies
Intro：captain save-a-hoe
Short, short, whats up man, this captain man check this out
I know you and b-legit finna get in here and get down on this song right?
But yall cant be talkin bad about broads, man, you know?
Yall in here talkin bout 'suckin this' and 'suckin that'
Aww shit, here come b pullin up in his 600 blowin big weed, yall be cool man
Verse 1: b-legit/too $hort
B-legit:
I blaze blunts all day get keyed all night
Be the one to take flight if the smoke aint right
Im tight, nicknamed ike for the drama
Its baby and her mama, naked in a sauna
Down with the gang cuz them flows be hard
Blue mink, short, and my st. brenard
Super bad man all around hoo-j
Tell me what the fuck happened to the groupies
Too $hort:
What happened to the groupies, i thought they was comin through
To do everything we want em to
Supposed to be all good when they get here
Break niggas off, bitch we real playas
Baby in the red said 'its coo'
She gonna give me some pussy, and some head too
I aint trippin though, these bitches takin too long
Im bout to call some other hoes on the phone
B-legit:
Tell em im a hog nigga, need a triple-x bitch down to stick
Turn tricks switched the dick
Theres hips outside and im fo sho dat
And the finest ho she know where mo at
Gotta show that, nigga tuck my jewels
Cant be slippin with a bitch, niggas know that shit
Hit me at the room when the hoes come
It be at 301 we callin for some
Too $hort:
Where they at b-legit where they at? (where they at)
Let these bitches know theres some real playas back
Told her meet me in room 510 on the mattress
If you do it right then ill be back bitch
Another showdown, in yo town
Let everybody know you my ho now
Im feelin way too cool off the gin and juice
Im bout to fuck my bitch and her friend too (and her friend too)
Captain save-a-hoe:
Damn, see man yall niggas is trippin man,
Niggas this 98 yall actin like its still 88
Short cussin, and all this bullshit,
Check this out--see baby and them leavin see?
Baby come here, cmon, baby dont even trip, just kick it for a lil while
You know what im sayin? ill take you to sizzler to go eat after awhile
Ill make em stop trippin, dont even trip baby its all good
Verse 2: too $hort/b-legit
Too $hort:
Im feelin good, everything hooked up right
Before its all over ima be in somn tight
Looked down at my hip to check my pager
Tryin to find me a bitch, fresh off the stage
Nigga aint hungry, fuck the after party
Told a cute groupie 'bitch meet me in the lobby'
You know how we do it, told her bring all her friends
Next weekend we gonna do it all again
B-legit:
I said it out my mouth on the mic real loud
We at the holiday-inn, room 510
Bring all the bitches even if they dikes
We hyped, hoes eatin pussy tonight
Seen her in my mug, peepin my game
Lookin like she could take dickin the brain
We all champagne and cali green
I need a bitch like that on a pimp team
Too $hort:
Its after midnight, cant find the right women
Cant be slippin while youre late night pimpin
Way too many niggas got stuck like that
Waited too late then fucked a rat
Wake up in the mornin, mad as hell
With the wrong bitch in the wrong hotel
Shoulda gave up when you first struck out
Now you tryna get the fuck out
B-legit:
Man i was drunk when i went out, blow when i woke up
Didnt get to fuck cuz these hoes is ducks
Niggas like me need the head lay on
From bad ass bitches who prefer red bones
Rock microphones, later count gs
Could always spot a rat chasin niggas with cheese
Please, put it on freeze, it dont suit me
What happened to the muthafuckin groupies? (muthafuckin groupies)
Captain save-a-hoe:
What happened? nigga they all left, thats what happened
Yall muthafuckas gonna be sittin around all night talkin to each other
Oh thats cool, yall got some muthafuckin playboy magazines
So i guess thats why yall aint trippin, check this out man
Yall niggas gotta understand one thing man
Bitches dont love to be talked to like that, yall gotta break down
Be cool with a bitch, ya know what im sayin?
Show her some caring and shit, understand me?
Verse 3: b-legit/too $hort
B-legit
I remember when the shit first began
I used to fuck the dog shit out my biggest fans
Four in the mornin we hit the waffle spot
Then its back to the telly forsome more cock
Shit was non-stop, dont choose too fast
Theres a gang of more bitches with way more ass
Up and down the hall with the bad-ass body
Groupies lookin for the after party
Too $hort:
I used to be wild as fuck, get my dick sucked
On the back of the tour bus with two or three sluts
Check into my suite, order somethin to eat
Knockin at my door, its another lil freak
Right up the hall on the same flo
You could stand in line and run a train on the ho
Top-notch or rat, skinny or fat
B-legit, where all the groupies at? (groupies at)
B-legit:
In the room with the tricks gettin big faces
But they really wanna know how the dick tastes
I used to get fucked, fall asleep, wake up
Kick the bitch out and bump a freak
But nowadays, you gotta watch your route
Niggas savin hoes need to cut that out
So what they talkin bout, they shoulda been done came
I think they scared of a nigga with this real game
Too $hort:
What happened to the groupies, dont point your finger
Theyre all backstage chasin r&b singers
At the other concert, on the other side of town
I seen a few hoes but they wasnt down
Where the groupies at, ima ask yall later
Probably out tryna fuck basketball players
Silly hoes, rappers got mansions
But we aint tryna get into these tramp bitches
Captain save-a-hoe:
Yall niggas is trippin man,
Yall need to sit down and re -evaluate your morals man
Yall niggas gettin too old for this shit,
Yall gonna be sittin around in the club
Tryna figure out who goin home with ya old ass
You need to find ya a good woman, snatch her up, get her a bmw
She got kids, only do what you do, tell her 'i got you'