Senior ships surgeon since 66
Multitalented, knows all the tricks
Been almost everywhere in the galaxy
Traveled time and changed history
Has a running feud with a green-blooded man
Takes every opportunity to argue if he can
Hes one of a kind, says whats on his mind
You might think hes complaining when you here him saying
Hes a doctor - not an escalator
Hes a doctor - not a bricklayer
Hes a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor
And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy
Hes a doctor - not an engineer
Hes a doctor - and not a magician
Hes a doctor - not a psychiatrist
And you know that Im talking about Dr McCoy
Doesnt like transporters at all
Prefers a shuttle if possible
Suffered once from Xenopolycytemia
Married twice, has a daughter, Joanna
Charged with murder of Klingon Chancellor
Managed to escape with a fellow officer
Doesnt make house calls, had a katra in his head
Cures a rainy day and wakes up the dead
Hes a doctor - not an escalator
Hes a doctor - not a bricklayer
Hes a doctor - not a shuttle-conductor
And everybody knows him as Dr McCoy
Hes a doctor - not an engineer
Hes a doctor - and not a magician
Hes a doctor - not a psychiatrist
And you know that Im talking about Dr McCoy
Dr. Mccoy (Classic)