White Dude
And yaint even want it wit da boy
他們甚至不願和我出去嗨
Cuz the way Im livin life, is a muthafuckin joy
因為我生活的方式實在是太tm爽了
On some grown man BI
做著一些成人的事
I could have been a girl
我曾可能是一個女性
Or any ethnicity up in the world
或者是世界上任何一個其它種族
but Im rollin with the top back
但我現在正和上層人士混在一起
I aint gotta worry where the cops at
不必擔心警長在我身邊（警察對黑人多有不公平待遇）
I aint gotta wear a fucking bra strap
也不必去弄那些麻煩的內衣
Me and the crew
我和我的哥們儿們
Are really doing everything that we like to
真的是為所欲為，隨心所欲
Man its a damn good day to be a white dude
哥們儿，做白人男性真爽
shit, im living good up in this bitch
哈哈，我的小日子過得可真滋潤
dicky rollin round the city, blowin good up in that wip
小×哥我在城市中隨便閒逛，飛著葉子
I aint black or Dominican, not Hispanic or Indian
我可不是黑人，多米尼克人，西班牙人或者印第安人
So imprisonment is not a predicament, I envision
我可不會淪落到坐牢的地步
For a white boy
身為白人
Hollatcha muthafuckin kike, boy
也是一個猶太佬
Higher than a muthafuckin kite, its iight boi
飛起來比風箏還高，沒毛病
They aint suspicious of jews
他們從不質疑猶太人
Ill show contrition its cool
我稍微表示一下歉意就當什麼事都沒發生
Slap on the wrist, get ma daddy to choose
敢碰問我一下我就讓我老爹來教育你
One of them top lawyers dat be rollin round in his crew
高層律師中的一員也會幫我和我的哥們儿們解決問題
Im eating chop soy and bowlin on a carnival cruise
我吃著山珍海味在超級遊輪上打保齡球
Das what I do kid
這就是我的日常
Happy that my name aint stupid
幸好我的名字是個白人的名字
Dave coulda been Daquan wit a few kids
如果我不叫dave而叫daquan我可能都得開始帶孩子了
But now Im farting, overeating at meals,
但我現在一邊放屁一邊吃著大餐
If aint I gotta theme party, Iont be at goodwill
如果我要去主題派對也不會為此去一趟二手店
Im dentist paying, tennis playing, smellin on some cabernet
小×我掙的和牙醫一樣多，打著網球，品著美味葡萄酒
And I aint gay but if I was, everything would be okay, look. ..
雖然我不是gay...但就算是也還好（白人並不像黑人那麼排斥同性戀）
I know Im being condescending in ma rhymes
我唱出韻腳時那叫一個*
But ma premium channels mean tyler perrys never live
但我看的收費節目裡絕對不會出現那些黑人演員
getting tickets, they sick, I sit at the eagle
說到票我手裡更是一堆一堆的，坐在老鷹球場裡欣賞比賽
where Im eating when Im highs where they eat at to survive (food chainssss)
他們吃東西都是為了生存，我吃飯可是一種享受
And yaint even want it wit da boy
他們甚至不願和我出去嗨
Cuz the way Im livin life, is a muthafuckin joy
因為我生活的方式實在是太爽了
On some grown man BI
做著一些成人的事
I could have been a girl
我曾可能是一個女性
Or any ethnicity up in the world
或者是世界上任何一個其它種族
but Im rollin with the top back
但我現在正和上層人士混在一起
I aint gotta worry where the cops at
不必擔心警長在我身邊（警察對黑人多有不公平待遇）
I aint gotta wear a fucking bra strap
也不必去弄那些麻煩的內衣
Me and the crew
我和我的哥們儿們
Are really doing everything that we like to
真的是為所欲為，隨心所欲
Man its a damn good day to be a white dude
哥們儿，做白人男性真爽
Yeah. Its little DI in this bitch ho
喲，真開心我不是個女人
Happy that Im white, but relieved I aint a chick yo
我是白人就夠好了，作為一個男人更是錦上添花
I never wake up and have to cake on ma make up
我從來不必早期去化妝
Or straighten hair, I aint given a damn
或者去梳頭髮，我才不在乎
Im wearing whatever I wanna in this muthafucka
小*我想穿啥就穿啥，就是這麼屌
They up in heels
女士們還得穿高跟鞋
And tummy tuckin, theyont grub except for takin them pills, foreal. ..
不敢多吃東西，除了嗑藥，real
And iont bleach shit
我也不用美白整容
Iont gotta eat dick
也不用吹簫
I aint bleeding up out ma penis
也不會回來“大姨夫”
Smoking the weed, iont fall asleep because Im cheefing
飛著葉子也不會呼大了因為我們男人忍受力強
In disagreements, i participate without weeping
和別人吵架也可以直接乾架
And when Im freaking, Im getting daps, high fives, and all that
啪啪啪時飄飄欲仙也不忘擊掌慶祝
Ma rep goin up, and at best, ho a slut
我的名聲也會變好
So what up
所以你看不慣我嘛？
Ya boy cut up
你們都在切著草
But eat butter
但我吃著黃油
and I aint gotta speak to ma mother...to still love her
我也不用專門跟我媽談心才能讓她知道我愛她
And I been getting better looking with age
儘管年齡增長我卻越帥，氣不氣？
But a guy can get who he deserves wit a horrible face
就算和武大郎一樣又醜又搓也能找到個好媳婦
'Seal interlude'
I go on dates, and never have to worry bout getting raped
我去約會從不必擔心被強暴
And I watch a game and never have to worry bout how its played
看著比賽也不必擔心欣賞不了
And I meet a babe and never have to act deliriously fake
如果看見小孩也不必裝出一臉虛偽的喜歡
And if impregnate I can pack a back and be on my way, but good luck girl!
如果你懷孕了，真對不起，但我先溜了，祝你好運哦！
And yaint even want it wit da boy
他們甚至不願和我出去嗨
Cuz the way Im livin life, is a muthafuckin joy
因為我生活的方式實在是太tm爽了
On some grown man BI
做著一些成人的事
I could have been a girl
我曾可能是一個女性
Or any ethnicity up in the world
或者是世界上任何一個其它種族
but Im rollin with the top back
但我現在正和上層人士混在一起
I aint gotta worry where the cops at
不必擔心警長在我身邊（警察對黑人多有不公平待遇）
I aint gotta wear a fucking bra strap
也不必去弄那些麻煩的內衣
Me and the crew
我和我的哥們儿們
Are really doing everything that we like to
真的是為所欲為，隨心所欲
Man its a damn good day to be a white dude
哥們儿，做白人男性真爽
Yeah... Im happy as fuck man
哈哈哈，我開心的不行
First off Im a dude so
首先我是一個男人
There was a one in two chance of that sucking
所以我的生活可能有二分之一的概率很慘淡
But now I can run a seven minute mile
但現在我氣氛中能跑一英里
I can defend my self adequately
我能合法自衛
I can be logical
我很理性
I can get along with my room-mates
我可以和室友好好相處
Watch serious movies without being scared by them
看著恐怖電影也不必被嚇到
And the on top of that Im white
更棒的是...我是白人
Which is like, amazing because
這太神奇了，因為i
Everybody naturally assumes Im a great person
大家都自然的認為我是一個好人
I get a fair shot at the life I deserve
我在人生中得到了更公平的對待
I mean I could underachieve my way into any college in the country
我可以輕鬆的從大學畢業
I get my hair cut at a salon
我可以在沙龍剪髮
People hold the door open for me which is nice
人們經常幫我留著門
Er, I never have to get into a fight, like, for social purposes
我也不必因為社交問題去打架來顯得我很厲害
And please dont take this as me just disparaging black people
但請不要認為我是在說黑人不好
It aint about that
我不是這個意思
Its about me being happy that Im white, know what Im saying?
我只是覺得我白我自豪
But on that note, could someone explain to me why Fat Joe, and any other person of Hispanic descent, is allowed to say the N-word
順帶問一句...為什麼像fat joe這樣的拉丁美洲人能說n-gga
I mean I guess its unrelated but like that shit dont make any sense
我覺得這簡直是扯淡，他們只是想顯得自己厲害
Ive been thinking about that shit a lot
這個問題困擾我很久了
Because like if I could say the N-word, it would really help my rhyme scheme out
因為如果我也可以說的話，我的歌詞就會*上加*
Its like the perfect filler word
因為它簡直萬能...