Dodge Veg-O-Matic

Im gonna tell you bout the car that I just bought.
Its that Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot.

Well, Im gonna tell you bout the car that I now own.

Well it doesnt go nowhere, it just stays all alone.

You know, I like it.

You know, I like it a whole lot.

Well, thats my Dodge Veg-O-Matic there in the parking lot.

My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, there in the parking lot.
You know, I like it.
You know, I like to watch it rot.

Im gonna tell you bout a car youd best not buy.
The brakesll fall off and you will sigh.
Im gonna tell you bout a car that you wont like.

You had best stay home, sir, better take your bike.
I like it. I like it a lot.

Because its my Dodge Veg- O-Matic, its there in the parking lot.
My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, its there in the parking lot.
You know, I like it, though, yes, I like it a lot.

Well, Ill meet you at seven in the parking lot.
We can all just stand by my car, you know, and watch it rot.

Well, Ill see you about seven , sir, dont be late.

Well stand there and watch my car vegetate.

You know, I like it.
You know, I like it a lot.
Well, go ahead and buy it, dont listen to me, go ahead and do it.

Youll have it home five minutes and youll know you blew it.

See, the brakes are made of glass and tires are made of vinyl.

Youll want to take it back find out that all sales arefinal.

You know, I like it, though.
I like this car a lot.

My Dodge Veg-O-Matic, its there in the parking lot.

Its my Dodge Veg-O-Matic, there in the parking lot.

Well, you know, I like it.
I like it a lot.