LATE

Howre you gonna show up late
你是如何做到這樣遲到
With a coffee in your hand?
還有空手裡端著咖啡
Howre you gonna have me sit and wait
晾著我在這裡苦苦等待
While you hit the coffee stand?
你還有空去買咖啡
Howre you gonna waltz in here?
你怎能做到大搖大擺走進來
Iced coffee in hand
手裡還拿著冰咖啡
Big smile on your big dumb face
你大大的傻臉掛著大大的傻笑
Zero mention that youre fifteen late
絕口不提十五分鐘的遲到
Howre you gonna show up late
你是如何做到這樣遲到
But have a coffee in your hand?
卻有空手裡端著咖啡
Im racking my brain but I dont understand
我想破了腦袋也不明白
You you you you, you were fifteen minutes late
你你你就是你，遲到了十五分鐘
With wet hair and coffee and a scone
汗浸過的頭髮和咖啡還有小烤餅
Seems like you couldve skipped one or two
看起來你本能少做一兩件這樣的事
And I wouldnt have been alone
留我一人孤獨
Waiting for you, all alone at that
孤身一人苦苦等待
Said time that we set
你說著我們約定的時間
I was here at one on the dot
我還是準時到了
You were not
但你沒有
You lied and said that it was hard to find a parking spot
你滿口謊言騙我說找不到停車的地點
Howre you gonna show up late
你是如何做到這樣遲到
With a coffee in your hand?
還有空手裡端著咖啡
Howre you gonna have me sit and wait
晾著我在這裡苦苦等待
While you hit the coffee stand?
你還有空去買咖啡
Howre you gonna waltz in here?
你怎能做到大搖大擺走進來
Iced coffee in hand
手裡還拿著冰咖啡
Big smile on your big dumb face
你大大的傻臉掛著大大的傻笑
Zero mention that youre fifteen late
絕口不提十五分鐘的遲到
I bet you think the song is about you
我打賭你一定覺得這首歌在說某一個人
But its about me
但說的是我
Im frequently late and walkingwith coffee
我才是那個經常遲到還有空去買咖啡的人
I ****ing hate myself for that
我真的因為這個討厭自己
But its who I am
但這就是我
Maybe Ill do TM like everyone else in LA
也許我會像其他洛杉磯的人一樣做做冥想
And pay for a mantra 'Dont be late'
我會買一句真言“不要遲到”
'Dont bring a coffee and dont be late'“
別去買咖啡也別遲到”
Thats my TM mantra, maybe someday
那就是我的冥想真言，也許某天會實現
Feels weird to pay for a mantra, but thats LA
感覺怪怪的花錢買真言，但這是洛杉磯啊
Seems like meditation should be free
我覺得打坐冥想應該不要錢才對
Maybe thats just me
可能那也是我
That thinks its a con to make you pay for a mantra
也許這全是場騙局，就為了騙你買真言