Jingle Balls

Twas the night before
Chris******asWhen all through the house
Everybody was stoned
Even the mouse
Man from the whore house
And me from jail
I just settled down
To get a piece of her tail
When all of a sudden
I heard such a clatter
I tripped on my ************
And busted my bladder
I went downstairs
And what did
I see?A fat little red fagget
Hangin from a tree
He stuffed the stockings
With reefers and beer
And a big fat hairy ************
For the family queer
Thats the end of my story
Funny wasnt it, ya see?
She didnt even
She didnt see my thing behind ya
Leave ya for this private eye
I was there to give em near to my
Zima zima mommy fah
Im gonna say this
Hope it dont offend ya
Came to the grizma
Give em a taste of me
Give em a little excitement to the damn monkey
Your monkey can stay with me
Ahh, ahh, ahh
Chevy took my brain
Same old mother******, sucked my ************ that day
He will never zima zima
Never, never not that day
Im really sick of all this excitement
Yeah, but he thinks hes better than me
Uma zooma nooga dunga
You can suck my ************ all day
One, two, three, four
Santa can suck my ************ all day