American honky-ton考bar association

If your paycheck depends on
The weather and the clock
If your conversation calls for
A little more than a coffee pot
If you need to pour your heart out
And try to rectify some situation
That youre facing
Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
If Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
For most things you dont mind
But when your dollar goes to all of those
Standing in a welfare line
Well rejoice, you have a voice
If youre concerned about the destination
Of this great nation
Its called your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
were talking bout the hardhat
Gunrack, achin-back
Over taxed, flag-wavin, fun-lovin crowd
Theyre heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
Theres no forms or applications
Theres no red tape administrations
Its the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Were all one big family
Throughout the cities and the towns
We dont reach for handouts
we reach for those who are down
And every local chapter has a seven day a week
Available consultation
For your frustration
Its called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Youre representing the mud flaps
Six pack, beer crack
Over-taxed, flag-wavin, fun-lovin crowd
Theyre heart is in the music
And they love to play it loud
Theres no forms or applications
Theres no red tape administrations
Its the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association
Go join your american honky-tonk bar association!
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