5 Drinks Ago

Said I wouldnt call ya
Said I wouldnt need ya
So I went and bought me some Tequila amnesia
Said I wouldnt sweat ya
Swore that Id forget ya
No ****in up my good time, I said Id never let ya

No FaceTimin, no drunk dialin, no crawling back in my bed
No late night, no candelights, tryna get you outta that dress
No slow jams, no holding hands, man, all that shit is dead
Yeah, thats everything that I said

And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago
When you were just somebody that I used to know
When I was thinking sober, we were good and over
Said I wouldnt think about you
That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah
They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone
Cause Im thinkin bout textin some alcohol confessions
And everything I said I wouldnt do
That was five drinks ago
That was five, that was five
That was five drinks ago
That was five, uh, yeah

Ran into your mama, told me I should call ya
Told her, 'hey, dont bother, Im done messin with your daughter'
Cause I dont need no drama (Yeah)
Period, no comma, yeah

No FaceTimin, no drunk dialin, no slidin in yo DMs
No late night, no candelights, no sharing mutual friends
No slow jams, no holding hands, man, all that shit is dead
Yeah, thats everything that I said

And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago
When you were just somebody that I used to know
When I was thinking sober, we were good and over
Said I wouldnt think about you
That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah
They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone
Cause Im thinkin bout textin some alcohol confessions
And everything I said I wouldnt do
That was five drinks ago
That was five (that was five), that was five (that was five)
That was five drinks ago (that was five drinks ago)
That was five (that was five)

I probably wouldve left that past alone, oh
If I wouldve kept my ass at home

And that was five drinks ago, five drinks ago
When you were just somebody that I used to know
When I was thinking sober, we were good and over
Said I wouldnt think about you
That was five drinks ago, five drinks ago, yeah
They shoulda cut me off, they shoulda took my phone
Cause Im thinkin bout textin some alcohol confessions
And everything I said I wouldnt do
That was five drinks ago
That was five, that was five
That was five drinks ago
That was five

No FaceTimin, no drunk dialin, no crawling back in my bed
No late nights, no candelights, tryna get you outta that dress
(Uh, everybody in here, next round on me)
No slow jam, no holding hands, man, all that shit is dead
Yeah, thats everything that I said

F*ck it, somebody call me an Uber