I wanna get married

I Wanna Get Married -Nellie McKay
I wanna get married
Yes I need a spouse
I want a nice Leave it to Beaverish
Golden retriever and a little white house
I wanna get married
I need to cook meals
I wanna pack you cute little lunches
For my Brady bunches
Then read Danielle Steele
I wanna escape
This rat race Ive created
Im feelinenervated
I dont care if I make it
I just want to bake a sugar cake for you
To take to work in the morn
And Ill stay home cleaning the dishes
And keeping your wishes all warm
I wanna get married
Thats why I was born
I wanna partake in bake sales for the classroom
I wanna hear the sweet tune
Of Sallys little vroom-vroom
As she zooms around my broom
As I exhume the gloom
Of my shallow life
I wanna be simple and honest and dimpled
Cause I am your wife
I will never tarry
Im not even torn
I wanna get married
Thats why I was born