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Cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snaps are the two things
That stay the same so when the world starts spinnin and
Your head hurts theres cheap bourbon whiskey and pearl snap shirts
The shade tree mechanic is a dinosaur
You cant cuss you cant smoke or spit on the floor
Dont hit on a woman cause she might sue
You cant buy beer in this state past two
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Buddha is legal but Jesus aint
The saints are all sinners and the sinners are saints
Its not how you play its the final score
They dont show M*A*S*H on the tube any more
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Lovers usually leave at the drop of a ring
And daddy doesnt smile when a mockingbird sings
The kids are in school but theyre all packin guns
The losers live forever and the good die young
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Well the stars are all fallin out of the sky
The doors are all locked and the bottle is dry
So pass me a chew and Ill sing you a song
If theres a problem with that we can get it on
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Pearl Snaps