Jelly Bean

i met a little lady - not long ago
forgot the town - but we had a nifty show
she had kinky ways, oh glory me
she wouldnt say her name - i called her jelly bean
oh, jelly bean, oh, jelly bean,
when it comes to lovin youre a mighty queen
oh, jelly bean, oh, jelly bean,
youre a mean machine you got obscene routines
i wanna make sweet love to you
we got along so perfectly
fitted like a speedo for guarantee!
her seduction needed no instruction
we were tossin and turnin, backstage was burning!
oh, jelly bean, oh, jelly bean,
when it comes to lovin youre a mighty queen
oh, jelly bean, oh, jelly bean,
youre a mean machine you got obscene routines
i wanna make sweet love to you
jelly bean, my jelly bean, still yearning for your jelly cream
my high price lawyer says im a fool
but i just cannot stop thinking of you
oh, jelly bean, oh, jelly bean,
when it comes to lovin youre a mighty queen
oh, jelly bean, oh, jelly bean,
youre a mean machine you got obscene routines
i wanna make sweet love to you
i aint got your number, dont know your city
so heres my little ditty
and if you do need another screw
you know just what ill do
hes gonna make sweet love to you
im gonna make sweet love to you!