uncle Walter

Your Uncle Walters going on and on
Bout everything hes seen and done
The voice of 50 years experience
Hes drunk, watching the television
You know hes been around the world
Last night he flew to Baghdad
In his magical armchair
With cigarettes and a six pack, yeah, he just got back
The spits flying everywhere
Hey, hey, hey, hey (Your Uncle Walters going on and on)
Oh youre back so late (Where did you go that you were gone so long)
And how could you leave me here so long
With Uncle Walter
Your Uncle Walter saw who fired the shots
He drove his chair in the cavalcade
Hes flown from South Africa
To countries where
They beat themselves on the backs with chains
There was a fleet of battleships
And 1 reclining chair
Headed north on the Arabian sea
Now hes back to tell us what
He and his oldest boy Blair
Theyre getting rich with their mail order scheme
Oh, oh,
(Your Uncle Walters going on and on)
Were glad youre home
(Where did you go that you were gone so long)
But how could you leave me here so long
With Uncle Walter
Your Uncle Walter told me
Everything hed do if he was president
Oh what a perfect world
This world would be
If he was President now
But hes not!
And he sees the children
Smoking pot
He knows that in a moment
Theyll be shooting up ******
Teardrops in his armchair
A 50 minute lecture
Tobacco juice rolling down his chin
Hey, hey, hey, hey
(Your Uncle Walters going on and on)
Youre back so late
(Where did you go that you were gone so long)
How could you leave me here so long
With Uncle Walter