Peter Piper (original 12" version)

Now Peter Piper picked peppers but Run rocked rhymes
Humpty Dumpty fell down thats his hard time
Jack B Nimble what nimble and he was quick
But Jam Master cut faster Jacks on Jays ****
Now Little Bo Peep cold lost her sheep
And Rip van Winkle fell the hell asleep
And Alice chillin somewhere in Wonderland
Jacks servin Jill a bucket in his hand
And Jam Master Jays making out our sound
The turntables might wobble but they dont fall down

Now Dr Seuss and Mother Goose both did their thing
But Jam Masters gettin loose and D M C s the king
Cause hes adult entertainer
Child educator
Jam Master Jay king of the crossfader
Hes the better of the best best believe hes the baddest
Perfect timin when Im climbin Im a rhymin apparatus
Lot of guts
When he cuts
Girls move their butts
His name is Jay hear the play he must be nuts
And on the mix real quick and Id like to say
Hes not Flash but hes fast and his name is Jay

Jays like King Midas as I was told
Everything that he touched turned to gold
Hes the greatest of the greater get it straight
Hes great
Playing fame cause his name is known in every state
His name is Jay
To see him play
Will make you say
God damn that DJ made my day
Like the butcher the baker
The candlestick maker
Hes a maker a breaker
And a title taker
Like the little old lady who lived in a shoe
If cuts were kids he would be you
Not lyinyall hes the best I know
And if I lie my nose will grow
Like a little wooden boy named Pinocchio
And you all know how the story go
Tricks are for kids he plays much gigs
Hes a big bad wolf and youre the three pigs
Hes a big bad wolf in your neighborhood
Not bad meaning bad but bad meaning good

Were Run-D M C got a beef to settle
Ds not Hansel hes not Gretel
Jays a winner
Not a beginner
His pockets get fat others get thinner
Jump on Jay like cows jump moons
People chase Jay like dish and spoon
And like all fairy tales end
Youll see Jay again my friend