Alfie

Lily Allen
Alfie

Ooooo deary me,
My little brothers in his bedroom smoking ****,
I tell him he should get up cos its nearly quarter past three
He cant be bothered cos hes high on THC.
I ask him very nicely if hed like a cup of tea,
I cant even see you cos the room is so smokey,
Dont understand how one can watch so much TV,
My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you could see.

Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now , now theres no need to swear,
Please dont despair my dear Mon frere.

Ooooo Alfie get up its a brand new day,
I just can sit back and watch your life waste away
You need to get a job because the bills need to get paid.
Get off your lazy arse,
Alfie please use your brain
Surely theres some walls out there that you can go spray,
Im feeling guilty for leading you astray,
Now how the hell do you ever expect that youll get laid,
When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?

Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now theres no need to swear,
Please dont despair my dear Mon frere.

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that,
Im trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.
Its time that you and I sat down and had a little chat,
Just look me in the eyes take off that stupid thick hat.

Oooooo I only say it cos I care,
So please can you stop pulling my hair.
Now, now theres no need to swear,
Please dont despair
Please dont despair
Please dont despair
Mon frere
D. M .N
ming na!!!