i don't even know your name

Well I was sitting in a roadhouse down on highway 41
You were wiping off some ketchup on a table that was done
I knew you didnt see me, I was in a corner booth
Of course you werent my waitress mine was missing her front tooth
So I flagged you down for coffee, but I couldnt say a thing
But Im in love with you baby and I dont even know your name

Im in love with you baby, I dont even know your name
Ive never been to good at all these ***ual games
So maybe its just better if we leave it this way
Im in love with you baby and I dont even know your name

So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot
I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot
I got a little wasted, yeah I went a little far
But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car
The last thing I remember I heard myself say
Im in love with you baby, I dont even know your name

Im in love with you baby, I dont even know your name
Ive never been to good at all these ***ual games
So maybe its just better if we leave it this way
Im in love with you baby and I dont even know your name

The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells
Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth
And I said 'Where the hell am I and just who the hell are you?'
She said 'I was your waitress and our last names now the same'
Cause I'm married to you baby and I dont even know your name

Im married to a waitress, I dont even know her name
Ive never been to good at all these ***ual games
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
Hey Im married to a waitress and I dont even know her name
Get me outta here