【惡搞】女中音的悲哀－升調嘲諷版（Cover Selena）

改詞／唱：禦皇七
後期：後期大娘李狗蛋

這些歌開始都挺正常
these songs always start out just fine
一個高音都聽不到
not a high note to be heard
你覺得你能唱好整首？
you think that you're gonna sound good
相信我吧這才主歌呢尼瑪
but,trust me, this is just the verse
你在低音區比別的妹子都兇殘啊！
you've got the power behind low notes most girls can't
她們試過多少次低音都尼瑪下不去啊！
pull of so well, heaven know they try..
不過別太得意
but don't get over confident
你知道迪斯尼的歌有多蛇精病的
you know how damn disney songs wind up
他們開低走高的啊！ ！ ！
they open low and finish high
尼瑪 開始變高了
oh god it's getting high
欸等等 好像還好
oh wait it's okay
鋼琴別停！
the piano plays away
我能用溫柔的假音搞定這段
i can use my soft head voice for this part
好像比我想的要好聽QAQ
i don' t sound as bad as I thought
噢耶我要唱完！
let the song roll on
老娘的音域妥妥的沒問題
My range doesn't bother me anyway
我為毛會這麼想

“這歌一點都不難啊～”
it's funny how I'm thinking
好吧是不是我想太多QAQ
“it's surly ain't that hard”
尼瑪這對我來說是小case拉！
though I used to be self conscious
是時候看姐姐多兇殘了！
it's not the case anymore
老娘沒有極限［我應該不會失敗吧QAQ
it's time to see what i can do
哪有什麼事不可能 幹翻它！ ！
no limitations let's hope this doesn't fall through
我是女中音我來了噢啦噢啦噢啦啦～～
it's clearly not impossible，screw it!
高音我就不信飚不上去
here i go an alto
雖然我不知道
tryna sing these notes so high
我幹嘛這麼整自己臥槽
but although i didn't know
尼瑪我又變回沒力的假聲了不高興
**** why did i give this a try?
我能就唱到這卡咩QAQ
**** i'm back in this crappy head voice
咳嗽QAQ
please can i stop now
我們這裡可以卡了麼！

艾瑪完蛋到銜接部分了
coughing...
臥槽又高了
seriously can we stop now
誰讓我唱這歌的尼瑪
oh no it's come to the bridge that can't be good news
次奧嗓子緊得什麼似的QAQ
it's getting about as high as i can go dear god whose
尼瑪我不玩了！
idea was it to even let me attempt this
尼瑪我只能唱這麼高了！
I'm straining so damn hard i'm ****ed from here on out
我嗓子都乾了！
**** this **** so done with it
我破音了會哭給你看的！ ！ ！
these are notes i just can't hit
臥槽我唱不了這個迪斯尼狗shi歌
before my throat goes dry
幹 不唱了！ ！
my voice will crack and then i'll cry
這樣老娘的音域就沒有問題了噢耶
I can't do this disney bull****
開玩笑拉這種高音分分鐘好嗎！
**** you all i quit!
my range doesn't bothered me anyway
i'm kidding, I can hit higher notes

臥槽又高了尼瑪
［看我的嘲諷臉！ ］
這又是誰的主意？ ！ ［你自己的，為何裝逼！ ］
［升調～！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ！ ］
好吧我現在嗓子真的有點緊［才怪高冷的呵呵］
［放大招了啊非戰鬥人員退散啊！ ！ ！ ］
我能唱這玩意的！

這些音我還能唱啊！ ！ ！
it's getting about as high as i can go dear god whose
在我的嗓子乾掉之前
idea was it to even let me attempt this
這種高音hold住沒問題
I 'm straining so damn hard i'm ****ed from here on out
這種迪斯尼破歌我還不搞不定？ ！
**** this **** i can do this ……％＃￥
你們老娘唱high了
these are notes I still can hit
姐姐的音域從來就沒有問題過
before my throat goes dry
my voice still can get this high
i can do this disney bull****
**** you all I'm high ……％@￥
my range never bothered me anyway