Anything You Can Do

Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can Yes I can
Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
No you're not
Yes I am
No you're not
Yes I am
No you're not
Yes I am Yes I am
I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that
Yes
So can a rat
Any note you can sing I can sing higher
I can sing anynote higher than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
How do you sing that high
I'm a girl
Anything you can say I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without bein'caught
That's what I thought you crook
Any note you can hold I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can Yes I can
Yes you can
Will you keep out air
Anything you can say I can say faster
I can say anything faster than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
YesIcan
I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie
No
Neither can I
Anything you can sing I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't
Yes I can
No you can't can't can't
Yes I can can can
Yes I can