Aunt Dot

.. My Aunt Dot
left a glock and some blood on my sheets
Told me clean the shit up, then she hit the streets
Even though Im her niece, she copped me a piece
Wack -ass caliber, nickel-plated with the silencer
What? She dont know I like my guns pretty?
Like my boy Castor Troy with the twin-glizzies
I heard a knock at the door {*knock knock knock knock knock*}
To my surprise I saw these two familiar eyes
Who are you?
[Lil Shanice]
Whattup? Im Shanice, dont remember me?
[Lil Kim ]
She called me by my government name, Kimberly
Who sent you?
[Lil Shanice]
My mom sent me; her name is Dottie
She packed a note in my knapsack along with a shottie
[Lil Kim]
Hmmph, she was cute; and mad fly
She had the Prada knapsack, with the hat to match
Bavari hiking boots, with the mink bubblegoose
and I could see she was admiring my Minski suit
Then she handed me the note
[Lil Shanice]
Here - read this
[Lil Kim]
I just stared her up and down
cause I couldnt believe this - then I opened it
It said, Bitches is out to get you;
your so-called friends, put a bomb in your Benz.
Im on a mission now to do some harm to your friends.
They know where you live, so evacuate the crib.
And oh, the little girl, thats your cousin Shanice.
Since I cant be with her, I need you to babysit her.
Besides; she looks up to you - youre her idol -
and tomorrow is her first violin recital,
and she would be more than happy ifyou could take her.
Peace, my numbers on the back of the paper, hit me later.
Damn.. what went wrong?
Cant we all just get along, and make hit songs?
Bitches all up in my ass like a thong
If this was a show, yall hoes would get gonged
Cause if its on, then its on, bring it on
What the fuck you waitin for? Cmon , lets get it on
What? Whats takin you so long? I got plans for the future
to bring back your head like Medusa
Chorus: Lil Kim (repeat 2X)
Girls be actin stink , and mad funny
Yall bitches bleed like me, on the monthly
Cant stand the pain then pop a Humphrey
I know it hurts.. (Im killin yall)
[Lil Kim]
Uhhh, we in the Range in this fucked up weather
Its snowin and Im tryin to put the whole shit together
How Laverne, she always wanted to be like me
and dress like me, and look like me
and Nicole, its like she lived in my house
Askin me for money, day in - day out
And last but not least the grimiest one Tayesha
She planned it all, come to find out her name is Keisha
Cmon Shanice Im takin you to my house in L. Conn.
(I wanna go with you!) Uhh, be quiet, and well get along fine
[Lil Shanice]
Cmon please, I wanna be just like you
600 Mercedes, and 380s in my doll babies
Crazy baguettes in my barettes; and,
H-class rocks inside my baby G shop
Fuck Barney and Lambchops; I dont love them hoes!
But anything goes when it comes to bankrolls
Diamonds on my toes, X-and-Os
Versace hottie in designer clothes
Scoop Lil Nique and Jus, then take em to ToysRUs
Make em spend they cheese then kick em out and take the bus
Im the S-the-H-the-A-the-N-the-I-the-C-the-E
but all my friends call me Miss Little Queen Bee
What what? I like the green, know what I mean?
Ever seen The Professional? (uh-huh) Well I come cleaner
[Lil Kim]
You know what? I like you; little big person
but rule number one - no cursin
Anyway, what you know about that?
You too young for that, when I was your age
I woulda got hung for that
Then I picked up the phone, to call my Aunt Dot
so she could fill me in a little more about the plot
Hmm.. nine-one-seven, eight-five-eight, two-one-two -two
Hello? Yo, whats the deal?
Why these bitches buggin out;
I mean, whats this all about?
See its sorta like what Tonya Harding did to Nancy
They dont want you to win no more
Soul Train they dont want you to attend no more
And I guess thats why, they aint your friends no more
The other day, when I was comin out the grocery store
I saw the bitch Nicole in front of the salon next door
For real? Yup, then I choked the bitch out
At least one to the heart, tied up her hands and feet
Through her in my backseat,
then I dumped her on a dead-end street
The other two? Yeah they still linger
But dont you lift a finger, Ima get 'em
so just pray I come home
and when we hang up, get rid of your phone
Whoo! When Aunt Dot comes, oh brother
Its like five Bloody Marys, one after another
Hmmph, she have you stressed, no wearin white, no sex
And when she get vexed, you guess what happens next
Cause them other two girls, thats still on the menu
is the reason why the story is to be continued..
Chorus