cooties
AMBER
'Tracy Turnblad, this song is for you!'
They came from way far out in outer space
She's hard to miss
And so they landed on her face.
AMBER & GUYS
She's got cooties!
GIRLS
...Cooties
AMBER
They've found a place to nest
GUYS
She's got cooties
GIRLS
...Cooties
AMBER
If I were her I'd be depressed
Long tailed, sharp nailed
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs
'Come on everybody, let's stamp 'em out!'
GUYS
She's got cooties
AMBER
In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell
GUYS
She's got cooties
AMBER
You'll know she's coming down the hall from just the smell
GUYS
She's got cooties
GIRLS
...Cooties
AMBER
Nobody want to sit by her
GUYS
She's got cooties
GIRLS
...Cooties
AMBER
Don't need a coat
'Cause she's got fur!
Circle, circle,
Dot, dot, dot
AMBER & ENSEMBLE
Hurry, get your cootie shot!
AMBER
Dresses like a circus clown
AMBER & ENSEMBLE
Somebody oughta hose her down
AMBER
Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!
'And that's for you!'