B.E.A.S.T.

B, for bad Im obnoxious, as in, a ***ist creep
E, for egomaniac, when I feel tired and I just want to sleep
A, for airhead
S, for sucker, you wish, you never had been born
T, stands for terrible, when Im watching football or downloading porn
BEAST!
Blame god, he is the creator
leave me alone stop being such a drag,
play game stop being a hater
nag, nag, nag, nag
Please tell me why o why
you call me a beast when Im just being a guy,
Im doing the best I can,
yet you call me a beast when Im just being a man
B, for Brat Im pestiferous when Im teasing and annoying as hell
E, for evil and malodorous, as a pig, when my feet smell,
A, for awful,
S, for sleezebag, when we dont agree
T, stands for tripping out,
just because I forgot our anniversary
BEAST!
B, for bully Im tedious, Im never romantic enough
E, for enamored and tenacious, and pretending to be o so tough
A, for asshole
S, for Slacker, when I forget its my turn to clean,
T, stands for tosser, when Im acting like a stupid teen
BEAST!