Good Day, Good Sir

Ah such sweet sound
The fiddler on the fucking roof

Is that Mr Bently Fonsworth
Indeed it is sir
Good day good sir How do you do Look fine!
Fantasically well I am certainly not Fine by far
but you could say I'm close to Spectacular
Close to Spectacular How so
Open your eyes! Spectacular's right in front of you!
Whatever you say You're Spectacular
No I'm Fantasically Well
Come on man make up your mind
A minute ago you said you were Fine
No I said I'm close to Spectacular but I'm meeting Fine in a minute
Close to Spectacular You said you were Fantasically Well!
Exactly!
Exactly Which one are you Close to spectacular or Fantasically Well
I am certainly and without a doubt Fantasically Well
and was close to Spectacular but I must say Good Sir you just
pissed Spectacular off and don't even mention exactly But here comes
Fine right now

Oh Lord she IS Fine

Gentlemen

Behold a lady