Nobody Does It Better

Funky fresh on the microphone
Too $hortToo $hort
See, Im fresh like always,
Im comin at you
And you know
I wont stop till
Im through
So get on it, now is the time
Too $hort, babys gonna spit that rhyme
At you cause
Im jammin, so check me
I play the music, even made the beat
Cause Im the most rappin, most rhymin
Rollin in a drop-top straight high-sidin
On you, boy,
Im poppin the most
I come from
Oakland, dont play me close
Cause Im a player, love to play this game
I get funky out here, pumpin the name
Too $hort, the one and only,
I just rock it
Fat bankrolls in my pocket
Call me The
Dirty Rapper,
Ill say, 'Sure'
But Im a young black entrepreneur
Im an MC, right?
I own a company too
Programmed the drums and made the groove
So when you look in my face, you see a wealthy man
I hope its not hard for you to understand
Im the businessman, its not the same
Im treated like a dope dealer runnin the game
And you wonder why
I cant get no peace
Im makin more than the chief of police,
ImToo $hort,
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Too $hortNow that
Ive established one fact
I came here to rap
You got a choice to make about me
Can I get busy, are my raps too weak?
Boy, youre too grown, dont say
Im borin
Just because you know
I come from
California
Where many rappers get no respect
Im at home in a tape deck
I get played and played until its all played out
Sucker MCs come to my house
They want a contract, get signed up
But like toys they need a good wind-up
Then the other suckers, sayin no names
Rap on the mic and use
New York slang
Even though we dont talk like that out here
The point
Im tryina make comes out so clear
You want paper or plastic,
Visa or cash?
You wanna burn rubber, gonna step on the gas
Now nip, dip, roll the strip
Gonna take your mind on a serious tip
Like always
I made the beat funky
I keep your head bouncin like a dope fiend junkie
I got to say it before
I breakI never rap fake cause
ImToo $hort,
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Too $hortSee,
Im fresh like always, no sweat
Its time to jump back in the mix and get
On it, now is the time
Too $hort, babys gonna spit that rhyme
I sell records everyday
And still
I get no radio play
I got homies , they love my beat
So you hear me all over the streets
A tape rhymes with bass,
I make it deep
The kinda tape youll always keep
So if you lose it, youre not my mamas son
It aint free, go and buy another one
Like a costume party on
HalloweenM
Cs pop up on the scene
So you made a record,
I sawyour poster
Im still harder than you, boy, look closer
Wont say whos best,
I just tell you the truth
Youre not makin money, so it couldnt be you
So if that leaves me,
Too $hort, baby
I keep it in tune like do-re-mi
With a strict rap tempo, bassline simple
Take that, its a
Too $ hort rap
Its on you, boy,
Im poppin the most
I come from
Oakland, dont play me close
Cause ImToo $hort,
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Too $hortI take a limousine to the airport
Fly first class, never ever last
Cause a brother like me,
I pay cash
Twinkle, twinkle, star in the night
Dont look now but
Im shinin bright
I know you wanna hear my triple x
Foul language, girls and sex
Well, Im gonna tell you bout livin the life
Stayin in school and not smokin the pipe
Its hard to be a rich man, dont you know ?
When you drop out of school and start smokin dope
It goes D
U M BYoure lookin for some
D?Then start tweakin, its goin on
You dont like it?
Well, play another song
I got rhymes, you wanna hear?
I sing em every day of the year
You try to get it, you think you got it
I hope you like it cause you sure cant stop it
This rap is so funky fresh
Too $hort, baby, in the flesh
And if you ever say
Im through
So what? Im makin more than you cause
ImToo $hort,
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