fast lane

(Uh)
First verse, uh, Im on till Im on a island
My lifes ridin on the Autobahn on autopilot
Before I touch dirt, Ill kill you all with kindness
I kill ya, my natural personas much worse
Youve been warned if youve been born or if you conform
Slap up a cop and then snatch him out of his uniform
Leave him wit his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his ***** from the horn of a unicorn
Yall ****** intellect mad slow, yall fags know
Claimin you bangin, you flamin, bet you could light your own cigarette wit ya *******
Me and Shady deaded the past so that basically resurrected my cash flow
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke, though I aint wrapped tight
My blood types the 80s
My 90s was like the Navy
You was like the
Bradys
You still fly kites daily
Catch me in my Mercedes, bumpin 'Ice, Ice Baby,' screamin Shady till I die
Like a half a pair of dice, lifes crazy so I live it to the fullest till Im
And you only live it once, so Im thinkin bout this nice, nice lady
Swayze
Wait, no, stop me now bfore I get on a roll
Danish
Let me tell you what this pretty little dames name is, cause shes kinda famous
And I hope that I dont sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj
, but I wanna stick my ***** in your ****
You morons think that Im a genius
Really I belong inside a dang insaneasylum, cleanin, try them trailer parks
Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby
And thats back wit a capital B wit an exclamation mark, maybe
You should listen when I flip the linguistics, cause Im onna rip this mystical slick ****
You dont wanna become another victim or statistic of this ****
Cause after I spit the bullets
Ima treat these shell casings like a soccer ball Ima kick the ballistics
So get this ****, Ima live this
Sly 'Pyper' Jordan
Livin life in the fast lane
Movin at the speed of life and I cant slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But Im almost at the finish line, so I cant stop now
I dont really know where Im headed, just enjoyin the ride
Just gon roll till I drop and ride till I die
Im livin life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
Livin life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
Royce Da 59'
My whole goal as a poets to be relaxed in orbit
At war wit a bottle, this Captain Morgan attacks my organs
My slow flow is euphoric, its like I rap endorphins
I made a pact with the Devil that says 'Ill let you take me
You let me take this shovel, dig up the corpes of Jack Kevorkian'
Go back and forth in more beef that you can pack a fork in
Im livin the life of the infinite enemy down, my tenement, too many now, to send my serenity powers
Spin em around, enterin in the vicinity
Eminem
Now, was called Eminem, but he threw away the candy and ate the rapper
Chewed him up (Pt!) and spitted him out
Girl, giddy-up, now get get down
Hes lookin around this club and it looks like people are havin a **** fit-fit now
Here, little t-t-trailer trash, take a look whos back in t-t-town
Did I st-st-stutter, ************, **** the mall, hes just
A whole ************ Walmart d-d-down every time he comes a-r-r-round
And he came to the club tonight wit 59' to hold this ***** down
Like a ************ chick underwater, he tryna d-dr-drown, shawty when you dance you got me captivated
Just by the way that you keep lickin them ****s like lips, Im agitated, aggravated
To the point you dont suck my ** **, then youre gonna get decapitated
Other words, you dont ****** give me head, then Im have to take it
Royce Da 59'
And then after takin that, Ima catch a case, its gon be fascinatin
Its gonna say 'The whole rap game passed away' on top of the affidavit
Graduated from master debater slash massive masturbator to Michael Jackson activator (Woo!)
Meanin Im on fire off the top, might wanna back up the data
Runnin over hip-hop in a verbal tractor-trailer
Homey, this sick, you can normally ask a hater
Dont it make sense, these shell casings is just like a bag of paper
Drop in the lap of a tax evader (Homie, they spent)
Eminem
Now make that ass drop, like a sack of potatoes, what girl Im the crack-a-lator
Percolator this party, be my ***** ejaculator later
Tell you boyfriend that you just struck paydirt
You rollin wit a player, you wont be exaggeratin when you say youre livin
Sly 'Pyper' Jordan
Livin life in the fast lane
Movin at the speed of life and I cant slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But Im almost at the finish line, so I cant stop now
I dont really know where Im headed, just enjoyin the ride
Just gon roll till I drop and ride till I die
Im livin life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal
Living life in the fast lane
Pedal to the metal