Fat Fun

Theres so much joy
In feeling a nice fat boy
His softness torments my soul
Well have a frolic
Ill kiss his hairy bollock
His obesity makes me bold
He kisses my left hand, he kisses my right
Fat fun!
Im not into rubber
Just a big hunk of blubber
Will bring me heavens door
Hes my carnal majesty
Yes, cholesterols a luxury
His obesity makes me sore
He kisses my left hand, he kisses my right
Fat fun!
Theres so much fun
Just sitting in the sun
With a fat boy in your lap
Ill kiss his orange belly
Its just like Rowntrees jelly
His obesity makes me sore
He kisses my left hand, he kisses my right
Fat fun!