the seasons upon US

The seasons upon us, its that time of year
Brandy and eggnog, theres plenty of cheer
Theres lights on the trees and theres wreaths to be hung
Theres mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
Theres bells and theres holly, the kids are gung-ho
True loves finds a kiss beneath fresh mistletoe
Some families are messed up while others are fine
If you think yours is crazy, well you should see mine

My sisters are wackjobs, I wish I had none
Their husbands are losers and so are their sons
My nephews a horrible wise little twit
He once gave me a nice gift wrapped box full of ****
He likes to pelt carolers with icy snowballs
Id like to take him out back and deck more than the halls
With family like this I would have to confess
Id be better off lonely, distraught and depressed

The seasons upon us, its that time of year
Brandy and eggnog, theres plenty of cheer
Theres lights on the trees and theres wreaths to be hung
Theres mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
They call this Christmas where Im from

My mom likes to cook push our buttons and prod
My brother just brought home another big broad
The eyes rollin whispers come love from the kitchen
Id come home more often if theyd only quit *******
Dad on the other hands a selfish old sod
Drinks whiskey alone with my miserable dog
Who wont run off fetch sure he couldnt care less
He defiled my teddybear and left me the mess

The seasons upon us, its that time of year
Brandy and eggnog, theres plenty of cheer
Theres lights on the trees and theres wreaths to be hung
Theres mischief and mayhem and songs to be sung
They call this Christmas where Im from

The tables set, we raise a toast
The father, son, and the Holy Ghost
Im so glad this day only comes once a year
You can keep your opinions, your presents, your happy new year
They call this Christmas where Im from
They call this Christmas where Im from