Waitress in the Sky (2008 Remaster)

She dont wear no pants and she dont wear no tie
Always on the ball, shes always on strike
Struttin up the aisle, big deal, you get to fly
You aint nothin but a waitress in the sky
You aint nothin but a waitress in the sky
Paid my fare, dont wanna complain
You get to me, youre always outta champagne
Treat me like a bum, dont wear no tie cause you aint nothin but a waitress in the sky
You aint nothin but a waitress in the sky
And the sign says, 'Thank you very much for not smoking'
My own sign says, 'Im sorry, Im smokin '
Dont treat me special, dont kiss my ass
Treat me like the way they treat em up in first class
Sanitation expert and a maintenance engineer
Garbage man, a janitor and you my dear
At reunion 'flight attendant', my oh my
You aint nothin but a waitress in the sky
You aint nothin but a waitress in the sky
You aint nothin but a waitress in the sky