Barbershop
Kon Artis: This time were gonna do our thing (Huh)
Is that aight wit yall? (Yeah)
Its gotta be cause we gon do it anyway
Aint that right fellaz (Yeah)
Fellaz aint that right (Yeah)
Haha
Kon Artis: Tell ya people, that Im the man
I cant be faded, theres been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop ( At the barbershop)
At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
You can meet me at the barbershop (Cmon, where?)
At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
Kon Artis: Well, its Friday afternoon and I just woke up
Thats right I just woke up
From an excruciating evening at work, woman so what
That its two-thirty-PM, Im grown dammit straight up
And know when through my finger either I think it is time we bust, you know
Leave the premises less you planning to cook, I mean its
Three oclock and I gotta gimme a cut for that
Big party tonight thrown at K-P Productions
And I dont wanna lose my spot
Cause everybody know 'Big O' got the tightest fans on the block
So I got to be in that seat at Four oclock
Shoot I need me some crispy-ones to go with my new outfit
So tell ya people
Tell ya people, that Im the man
I cant be faded, theres been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
You can meet me at the barbershop (Cmon, where?)
At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
Kuniva: Understand me now, Im cool as a breeze (Wassup playa, wassup)
On the black hand side, gimme some grease (Alright)
I want a line-up and I dont want you to fate me (Nope)
A ghetto girl with an attitude to come and braid me
So whats happening, the hoods seeing in
I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so lets begin
Who got shot? (Mike) Who got jumped? (Eric)
Who got ganked? (Shay) Who got robbed? (Dee)
Who went to jail? (Chuck) Who got saved? (Rick)
Whos getting money and whos broke as a joke
And hear about your lady called me that started smoking that ****
You get it all at this little dusty place
Let me be still, she getting out the razor from my face
See tell ya people, that Im the man
I cant be faded, theres been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
At the barbershop (At the barbershop )
You can meet me at the barbershop (Cmon, where?)
At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
Bizarre: You heard of me, the fat guy that raps
Now its time for Bizarre to take off his shower cap
Its been five days, I patiently waited
Saturday morning, its time to get faded
And I mean get faded, 'I mean get faded'
Damn at four oclock, I didnt almost make it
My barbers name is Sarah, she dont really know how to cut
But she got some nice teeth and big ol butt
So two days a week, I get faded for no reason
Same old haircut, keep it low and even
If you see me in a barbershop, go onand run
Cause Im probably getting a perm and my toe-nails done
Proof / Kon Artis: Got here full grip, but cant call the cops
I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop
Jump in the seat 'Yo, give me the line and'
And tell me who came through shining
My homeboy scooped up, in a new truck
Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks
Then he started bragging bout his last lick
Cut me a design along with his address
Swift: You can have a million dollar suit on, shining with your karats up
But it dont mean nothing if ya flogging in your haircut
Now who next? (Um, I just want my son to get a tape-up)
What about you sweetie? (So what you trying say?)
Im just playing with you baby (Hey, he do this all the time)
And all you do is whine, and drink wine (Hahaha)
Yo, you know that Cho-chie got knocked out? (Man) (When?)
Early at Lemotts house (Again?)
(I wouldnt let that man sit on my couch)
(You was wit him yesterday)
(Man what are you talking bout?)
Im just about ready to throw yall out
(No you aint, Ill be here for bout a hour)
You know Ill raise up the rates
Tell ya people, that Im the man
I cant be faded, theres been a change of plans
You can meet me at the barbershop (At the barbershop)
At the barbershop (At the barbershop)
You can meet me at the barbershop (Cmon, where? )
At the barbershop (At the barbershop)