編曲: CDY
編曲：CDY
翻譯：Mr.Yao
後期：孤矢
出品：漢服演義
“明明是我的怎麼算偷呢
他們不說的我們就收著
'How can it be considered stealing when its obviously mine?
就算你說了也當你丟了
What they do not claim we will take
還想在我爹那評一個優呢”
Even if they do claim it, I will still pretend that they lost it
蓋一朵小紅花偷一個文化就張彩結燈
And I even want to get an excellent performance review from my father.'
我建議您老人家評個偷竊帝國的三好學生
You are so eager to celebrate when you steal a piece of a culture by adding only a small red flower
昨天的泡菜到今天的漢服
I recommend that you apply to be an honorary student of the 'Stealing Empire'.
稍有點智商都算你們的叛徒
From yesterdays kimchi to todays hanfu
“爸爸抄了兒子” 兒子背得爛熟
Anyone with just a little intelligence you regard as a traitor
上歷史課別忘了請一個伴讀
'Dad copied his son.' A refrain that the son recites quite well.
還妄圖說什麼伸冤
Dont forget to hire a study companion for your history class
這種瘋癲的表演也新鮮
And you have the audacity to claim that it is you that have grievances
論偷沒人來和你們爭先
This kind of deranged performance is truly unheard of
下個是三星堆還是生煎？
In terms of stealing, no one is going to compete with you.
你說過你們是宇宙的起源
Will the next one be the Sanxingdui Historical Site or the Pan-Fried Bun?
上帝也比你們晚生了幾年
You said you were the origin of the universe
從孔子到李白到悟空的水簾洞
Even God was born a few years later than you
這些資料都追溯到史前
From Confucius to Li Bai to Wukongs Water Curtain Cave
你說你們的野人都早整容
These sources all date back to prehistory
組團出道在美洲是老網紅了
You said even your ancient cavemen had plastic surgery
唱著菠蘿蜜在那侏羅紀穿著襦裙騎著幾隻小恐龍
Their group debut in the Americas was an old internet sensation
你說你說的就是史料
Singing Boluomi in the Jurassic Period wearing a Ru Skirt and riding a few small dinosaurs
不用那麼複雜搞什麼比較
You say whatever you say qualifies as historical evidence
管你什麼曲裾直裰對襟襦裙
No need to make things complicated by doing any comparison
只有無恥才是老道
Who cares about the different ways of making skirts
抱歉我還是沒你會演
Being shameless is your core skill
不會一邊跪舔還拋著媚眼
Sorry I still cant act like you
不過穿了漢服就戳了沸點
I can't kneel and lick and wink at the same time
哦都尅這漲紅的嘴臉未免
The reason for your excitement is that you are wearing Chinese Hanfu!
繼續跳竄啊
What to do! Look at your red face!
碩鼠偷著剩的渣
Keep jumping
翹尾巴
The rats steal the leftover scum
嘰嘰喳喳
tails up
可憐自卑又自大
Chattering
成笑話
Miserable, self-pitying and arrogant all at once
在辯論之前就先別拉黑
What a joke!
想認祖歸宗那家有家規
Dont blacklist me if you want a debate
別信口胡說再撒手發揮
If you want to claim your ancestry, then follow the family rules
我對手太多在槍口扎堆
Dont talk nonsense and say whatever you please
改良了明朝的服飾難不成這樣就變成了你的
I have too many opponents, so I dont need you to pile up in front of my gun
拿不出證據就P幾個圖自己還覺得挺美呢
You just altered the costume of our Ming Dynasty, and you think by doing that it become yours？
02年來辦了彩燈節搖身一變成了燃燈節申遺
You can't produce any evidence, so you simply photoshop a few pictures, and you think that makes you great
遵循著事大主義那脆弱的自尊心讓人也稱奇
You only ran a lantern festival in 2002, then you suddenly transformed it into a lantern burning festival World Heritage application
只會一招耍無賴“我不聽我不聽”想把漢服也申遺
You try to exaggerate everything. That fragile self-esteem of yours makes people wonder indeed
摸摸自己的化纖布帶著小號硬說這就是真皮
Your only have one shameless trick of 'I don't hear you! I don't hear you!' And you want to use it to do the World Heritage application for Hanfu
對對都源於宇宙國
Feeling your chemical fabric, you boast it's real leather
從咖啡香水到泡沫
Yes, yes, they all originate from your Country of the Universe.
瑪格麗特披薩和賽羅
From coffee perfume to foam
達摩男模尼采和二伯
Margarita Pizza and Cero
拿著敦煌的壁畫改了水印就敢說是自己的
Dharma, male model, Nietzsche and Erb
看著你們我只覺得搞笑只好送你一首歌
You take the Dunhuang frescoes and change the watermark and dare to say it is your own
繼續跳竄啊
Looking at you guys I just feel funny, and I have to send you a song
碩鼠偷著剩的渣
Keep jumping
翹尾巴
Shameless little scoundrel
嘰嘰喳喳
Who cares about you
可憐自卑又自大
Chattering
成笑話
Ridiculous, sad and pathetic
翻譯: Mr.Yao
What a joke!
後期: 孤矢
出品: 漢服演義
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